The Virgin's Code

The Virgin's Code

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:51 pm

Once upon a time in Chinatown, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Chan with their 3 lovely daughters; Elin, Enya & Ella. The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable "leng chais" (handsome guys ). They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned' parents, Mr.& Mrs. Chan were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective
honeymoons, Mrs. Chan told them......"Your father & I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code to describe your experiences" .

So, the excited daughters were off.

A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Chan got the first letter. It was from Elin. They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. Ah! here it is!!!!, exclaimed Mr. Chan. The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY"... .Mr. & Mrs. Chan
were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Enya. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the newspaper and looked for theNescafe ad. Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'. Mr. & Mrs. Chan jumped in joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed. There was still no letter from Ella. The Chans became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Chan managed to figure it out. The code was "PHILIPPINE AIRLINES". Mr. Chan, confused on why she chose Philippine Airlines, rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. ......... ...ah! Here it is!!! Mrs. Chan grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish
....THUMP!!! ... she fell off her chair... The Airlines motto was... "7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP".
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:57 am

meh, you should write/hoard/collect enough jokes and put them into an e-book
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:28 pm

Why did you say so??
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:31 pm

Why did you say so??
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:28 am

because it takes as much time to find and open the jokes page as it does to read them.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:19 am

I think, I get it.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:43 pm

hmmm why not FedEx?

"We Live To Deliver"
get what i mean by "deliver"?
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:10 am

Well, Fedex didn't come into my mind
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:41 pm

Counter_force[X] has 9 warnings <_<

Close to be banned :S

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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:38 am

i asked for 7 warns actually, i only deserves 2
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:13 am

Why did you ask for 7 warns though??
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:18 am

orochi forgotten about how many warns i have when he unban me, but then, i realised the ban looks kinda cool, so i pm him telling about he rmoving my ban, he gave me 9 and asked how much i actually have(deserver), but i didnt tell him

(CANT DELETE THIS POST)
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:13 pm

That is your curse, you need to explain to everyone who asks why you have so much warnings.

JUST AS PLANNED!

PS. Just pm me if you want them removed.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:46 pm

Ya-ha!! Orochi is evil LOL!! just kiddin!! He cursed you and it has been a plan he said lol! My tummy is aching can't stop laughing on both of you.. psi wars!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:37 am

NOOOOO!!!! I WAS BITTENNNNN
DAMN

btw i think these 9 would stay for about 2-3 months until it would really be unsignificant
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