Panu mu malalaman kung aDik ka sa Dota (Pinoy Version)

Panu mu malalaman kung aDik ka sa Dota (Pinoy Version)

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:32 am

ADIK DAW SA DOTA PAG:

1. Sumakay ka ng Jeep tapos pagbayad
mo ang
sabi mo "mama, bayad poh sa mid lng
po..

2. Pag may nakita kang mabilis maglakad
na tao
nasa isip mo agad "awTz nka haste!!

3. Ang tingin mo sa reflection mo sa
salamin ay isang hero , ung favorite
mo!!

4. Napaniginipan mo na nag fafarm ka sa
bakuran nyo.


5. gold na ang hinihingi mong
allowance sa
parents mo...

6. Pag gabi ka na nakauwi ang dahilan
mo sa
magulang mo "nay, walng TP eh"...

7. Nalilito ka kung sino ang roshan
sino
ang Professor.

8. Ang tingin mo sa mga classmates mo
ay
si silkwood...

9. Pagexam at di ka pinakopya ng
classmates mo
ang lagi mong sinasabi "amps, anG damoT
matyming!!

10. Pag nagsimba ka at communion na
bigla ka
nalang sumisigaw ng "push - push ,sabay
backdoor SG kc!!

11.Bigla mo n lng sasabihin sa bf/gf mo
"alt+Q Q n tau!!" pag break n kau...pag
naisipan mong makipagbalikan=RM..


12.Ang tingin mo sa sapatos eh boots of
speed, pag may kasamang medyas=threads,
pag ORIG boots of travel...


13.Pag may nasapak ka tapos nagdugo
ilong bigla k n lng sisigaw!! FIRST
BLOOD!!


14.Pag na resbakan k nmn! iicipn mo n
GANG BANG ka! "LIMA LNG KAU! KAYA
NAPADAPA NYO KO!"


15.Napaparanoid k sa taong nasa likod
mo, iniicp mo baka backstabin ka...ok
lng, tingin mo nmn sa sarili mo c
bristleback ka...


16.Tingin mo sa mga nakapaligid sau,
mga
creeps...


17.Iniicp mo na c ROSHAN ang tatay
mo...


18.Bigla k n lng pupunta sa bakuran nyo
tapos maghahanap ng neutral creeps...at
secret shop...


19.NOOBS at BUBURTS n tawag mo sa
katabi
mo...nalimutan mo n pangalan nila!


20.Pag tinatamad kng bumili sa tindahan
uutusan mo ung manok(courier) nyo.

21.pag nasa field ka alam mong may
nagmamasid sayu sa blind spot.

22.pag may nakita kang nahihilo ang
iisipin mo agad ay "na stun sya"

23.kapag lumindol ang sasabihin mo
nakapag epi c sandking!!

24.kapag nakipag break sayu ang gf/bf
mo
ang sasabihin mo ay "GG".

25.pag nag quiz ka at may nakakuha ng
10
points above .napapasigaw ka ng someone
kill him(dahil beyond god like na sya).

26.pag nababalitaan mong may landslides
sa isang lugar ..ang naiisip mo ay nag
avalanche c tiny...

27.pag may nakikita kang 45 days na
manok ,pinapatay mo toh,dahil bka may
items.

28.pag may nakikita kang sapot ang
nasa-isip mo ay baka nasa paligid c
brood mother..

29.nang may nakita kang taong mamamatay
na ,sinabi mo sa kanya "pa regen ka
muna
sa well"

30.pero ang sabi ng taong un! (di na ko
aabot may zeus kya







nkita q lang ito na ipinost sa frendster...
haha...
tagalog nga lang...
but it's quite funny
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:40 pm

Pare,hindi adik tawag diyan........
OBSESSED tawag diyan.........



Adik pag maykaaway ka sabihin mo
Problema mo?Sa Dota na lang natin to i resolba
Tingnan mo lang malulupitan ka sa akin
(at least dats wat my friend says)
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:07 am

pareho lang eun..mdyo natawa lang kasi aq e..
haha..may kaibigan din akong gnun..
pag ka hinfi lumaban sa dota..
aayain naman ng suntukan.
^^
i wish they could understand us
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:30 am

hahahaha ang FIRST blood ang gusto ko hahahaha ^_^
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:10 pm

Okay I'll try to translate it in English

Symptoms of DOTA Addicts

1. You have ridden a cab and told the driver, sir, "Mid Only"

2. You saw someone walking too fast. You're thingking, "OMG! Haste!"

3. When you're staring at the mirror, what you're seeing is the face of your favorite dota hero

4. You've been dreaming about farming at your backyard

5. When you're asking for school allowance, you asked for gold now

6. When you came home late, you're saying "sorry don't have TP"

7. You're confused whose the real roshan and your professor

8. You're thinking that your seatmate is Vengeful

9. During church communion, you're shouting push push! Let's backdoor!

10. If you wanna end your relationship with your GF, you're saying "Alt Q Q". Then if you want her back = RM.

11. Whenever you see your shoes, it's Boots of Speed. If you have socks, Power Treads. If you bought it pricy, Boots of Travel.

12. You punched someone on his face and his nose is bleeding, you shouted "FIRST BLOOD!"

13. The guy that you just punched came for vengeance and brought his friends. You shouted, "GANG BANG! 5 vs 1."

14. You're being paranoid with the person behind you thinking he's gonna back stab you. But you felt relief since you're thinking you are Bristleback.

15. You're thinking each and everyone you see are creeps

16. You've seen your dad as Roshan

17. You suddenly went to your backyard hunting neutral creeps and search for secret shop

18. You've forgotten the names of your friends and call them NOOBS and MORONS

19. If you feel lazy to buy what you want, you'll send your courier to the store and buy your stuffs.

20. If you're on the field, you're thinking there are wards deployed that you're enemy can see you in the minimap

21. If you feel dizzy, you're thinking you've been stunned

22. If there's an earthquake, you're saying "Sand King casted Epicenter"

23. When your GF screwed u up, you say "GG"

24. At school's quiz, one of your classmate got perfect score, you screamed "OWNAGE! BEYOND GODLIKE! someone kill him"

25. You heard from the news that a landslide occured. You're thinking Tiny was there.

26. When you see a 45-day chicken, you're trying to kill it thinking it'll drop an item

27. Whenever you see a spider web, you're aware that Broodmother is just around

28. If see someone struggling to death, you tell him go back to fountain for complete regen

29. But that person said, I wont make it in time coz zeus will Wrath me anytime

I hope I did it right, or something close to original hehe..
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:33 pm

nice one
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:25 pm

Nc jokes.. 9/10.. i think these jokes here should be rated...
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:25 am

wow..nice translation....i forgot this tread already
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:29 am

Adik...
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:59 pm

Kapag compliment and pagsasabi sayo na

Tol' ang taba mo na ah!
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:52 am

LOL!
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:58 pm

kahit isa doon wala ako siguro ung 13 lang XD
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