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Mega Kill Posts: 831 Joined: 19 Jun 2007 12629 gold

To the Future

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:19 am

Chapter 1: The Escape

AT THE SCOURGE

Lich King: Im bored of waiting to get destroyed by the sentinel, i hate this job. Hey ypu ghoul over there.

Ghoul: Me?

L King: Yea you, wats the time?

Ghoul: I dunno.

L King: Well np, ill see it in my wrist watch.

Ghoul: Err... 2 problems sir

L King: What?

Ghoul: 1st, you dont have a wrist to wear a wrist watch, and 2nd, the wrist watch is not yet invented, its the wrold of warcraft not earth.

L King: Oh right. Then go call the Faceless, Mercyless and Penisless Void, Darkterror.

Ghoul: Right away!!!

*ghould goes and calls darkterror*

Void: I am at your service sir, what do u seek for?

L King: I seek for the time, what is the time??

Void: No worries sir, i have invented this machine which tells you the time evrytime u look at it, so now u dont need 2 call be so often.

L King: Oh that nice, what do u call this machine?

Void: Not sure sir, i am not gud at naming, thus i leave it to u.

L King: eh lemme think........... yea i know, you can call it "clock" pronounced as c-l-o-c-k

Void: Oh nice idea sir. My new invention the clock.

Void: and btw sir, i have sum bad news.

L King: Bad news? whats it?

Void: I saw the future, the sentinel shall destroy u if u dont run away quick.

L King: WTF? Thats impossible, my spirit towers gaurd me very well.

Void: But you fired those towers for making strange noises while attacking.

L King: oh right. but what about my heroes, y arent they gaurding me?

Void: They are having a sleepover party 2night at magnus's house.

L King: Oh that damn magnus! what made them go 2 magnus's place instead of gaurding me?

Void: Magnus told that he would let them see lina while having a bath and a camera if they would come.

L King: WTF! i always wanted to see lina havin a bath, y didnt he invite me?

Void: Well coz u cant go to his house, u dont have feet, u are stuck to the frozen throne.

L King: Oh yes, a hate u void, u dare gimme some bad news.

Void: no worries sir. a bad news always comes with a good news.

Void: since i knew all this would happen, a made a time portal that will take u to the future.

L King: Oh y didnt u tell this b4? im glad i added u to the scourge, ur my best hero.

Void: well thx. as u would observe, in the future the population is full of humans, no orcs, no demons nor any undead.

L King: Well thats a miracle! i wonder how humans could destroy undead.

Void: Somehow they did, but dont fear, these humans will just think ur a block of ice, they dont know anything bout the Warcraft Myth.

L King: Oh great, i can dominate the future then. MWAHAHHAHA

Void: And not only that, in the future everything is invented, even the computer.

L King: Invention of the computer!!! Thats totally awesome, i thought it was impossible.

Void: And even, the future humans know how to burn bread and make it into toast, they use a machine for that, they call that machine a "toaster".

L King: Oh well that gr8.

Void: It will be hard to comunicate with them though, they talk some strange language known as "english". Well luckily i observed their speech and made this book - "Translating Warcraft Language to english"

L King: WOW! and i used to underestimate u.

Void: no problem sir, now just enter the portal.

L King: Ah yes! but well since i cant walk, we need a huge strong fatty who can pick me up and toss me into that portal.

Pudge(who suddenly appears out of nowhere): No worry, me is here, me is fatty and strongy, me pick and throw very good.

L King: Well then, what r u waiting for?

Chapter 2: The Search(Part 1)

AT THE SENTINEL

Omniknight: All our troops are ready, now we lay seige upon the scourge.

Ogre Magi(head 1): Uh.. could ya excuse me for a sec, i, i mean we gutta pee.

Omniknight: U fools, u guys r just graphical data created by icefrog to bring fun to the players of dota that own with your multicast, and to bring disaster to players who suffer your multicast.

Ogre Magi(head 2): oh right, i, i mean we forgot about that.

Treant Protectector: Sorry Lord Purist but even if we invade the scourge in success, we cannot destroy the frozen throne.

Purist: Y is that?

Tr Pro: I used Eyes on the Forest and found out that the Lich King has gone into a portal which leads into the future.

Purist: How can we chase him then, he must have closed the portal by now.

Furion: Portal leading 2 the future eh? I know how to make such a portal, we need a special recipe for this, fortunately all things in that recipe can be found in the forest.

Purist: Dont worry, me and my searching crew shall find your recipe, just tell me the recipe and ill write it down in a peice of paper with a pen(which is mightier than a sword).

Furion: Well, you cant use a pen, its not yet invented, this is world of warcraft not a futuristic world or something. Here take this writing feather.

Purist: well thx, continue with ur recipe.

Furion: well first we need a kobold skull.

Purist: kobold skull wrote it.

Furion: A branch of an undead tree.

Purist: oh man! now we need to go to the scourge's side.

Furion: roshan's intestine

Purist: What roshan's intentine? small or large?

Furion: I dunno exactly, get both.

Purist: kk

Furion: the kikyourbutttohellforaneternity leaf. This is a special leaf, only 1 of this is in the world, its uniquely unique and has a unique shape which shows its uniqueness. Yes, it dosnt look like a leaf, it looks for like a moghul khan action figure.

Purist: Wow! such a long name, could you repeat that.

Furion: well i cant, i forgot it. just write "leaf that looks like a moghul khan action figure"

Purist: kk

Furion: and a Magical herb.

Furion: And a pepporoni pizza

Purist: Y do u need that?

Furion: Well, magical herb should be...

Purist: No the pizza. Y do u need the pizza.

Furion: Well, i was feeling hungry.

Purist and this crew in the jungle

Purist: Lina, Rylai, Centaur, Ezalor, Clockwerk and Troll, My serching crew are you ready?

All: Yes....

Lina: No wait! i have to go for shopping 2day at the mall.

Purist: Sorry you are not excused.

Lina: But why?

Purist: There is no mall in the world of warcraft.

Lina: Oh yes, then im ready.

Purist: Ok first lets search for the magical herb. Now this isnt any normal herb, its a magical herb and it must be very rare........

Ezalor(interfering): I found it!

Purist: WTF! How do u know thats the magical herb.

Ezalor: It says here in the nameplate near the herb: "This is the Magical Herb, you were looking for"

Purist: WoW! that was kinda easy.

Purist: Now to search for the kobold skull.

Rylai: That shall also be easy, for we just need to slay the kobold and cut its head of.

Purist: ok then, Rylai u go off, kobold hunting, rest shall be with me searching for roshan's intestines.

Chapter 3: The Search(Part 2)

Purist: There is roshan in his lair, there are 2 ways of taking is intestine. first is to ask him for it, second is to kill him and take it.

Ezalor: We cant kill him, we are to weak for it. and he will totally refuse to give his intestine off like that. there must be another way.

Lina: Then we can put him to sleep by some sweet music, but we need a good singer for that.

Centaur: Me is a good singer. Choose me. Choose me.

Purist: What! Bradwarden can sing?

Ezalor: well people say that centaurs thing of them to be great singers, but when they start to sing an earthquake is created.

Purist: Its no use then. Ill check if clockwerk's body has any music system.

2.577379803774 minutes later.

Purist: Well, clockwerk's body has a music system. Unfortunately all that is recorded is metal rock music.

Ezalor: Roshan cannot go to sleep like that!

Troll: We dont need clockwerk's music. All we need is centaur's singing. Centaur's singing causes earthquakes. So that earthquake will crack roshan's skin.

Purist: Troll you are a genius!!

Purist: Cenatur, all u need to do is sing in front of roshan.

Cenatur: kk me understood.

Rylai in the kobold area

*While lina is hunting for some kobolds she spots rhasta farming without a head*

Rylai: What are u looking for?

Rhasta: I lost my head, it was ye big and i kept it on my spear if you find it tell me.

Rylai: How can u speak without your head?

Phasta: Im not sure, mon. I am just an innocent rhasta, mon. just searching for my head, mon. how do i know any biological science, mon.

Rylai: Thats fine but stop saying 'mon' FFS.

Rhasta: mon, ok i wont say mon at end of a sentence. mon, but ill say at start of a sentence.

Rylai: NONONONONO. dont say mon at the strt either, or ill kill you.

Rhasta: Ok, mon, then, mon, ill, mon, say, mon, it, mon, at, mon, the, mon, end, mon, of, mon, a, mon, word, mon. And, mon, you, mon, cant, mon, kill, mon, me, mon, deny, mon, cant, mon, be, mon, done, mon,, with, mon, full, mon, hp, mon.

Rylai: i hate that word. Well i g2g kobold hunting, bye.

Phasta: Bye, mon.

Chapter 4: The Search(Part 3)

Purist and his gang after taking roshan's intestine

Purist: Well its a good thing our plan worked, we got his intestines.

Troll: You mean MY plan.

Purist: Uh..yea

*Rylai comes back frm kobold hunting with the skull*

Purist: Oh my love ur back.

Rylai: cut it. my heart belongs 2 someone else.

Purist: and who could that be?

Rylai: Rhasta.

Purist: U chose rhasta over me?

Rylai: Yea, he is so romantic when he says 'mon' isnt he?

Purist: Did u get the kobold skull?

Rylai: Yes i did.

Purist: So now, we only need 2 things, the undead branch and the action figure.

Purist: Ill go to the undead side and get the branch, you guys go and find the action figure.

The rest: kk

Purist in the undead side

Purist: Oh well there are alot of tall trees over here. Ill take the branch of that one.

Purist: oh wats that aweful smell.

*Purist turns back to find pudge ready to ambush him*

*Pudge draws out his axe and readily swings it toward purist and....*

Pudge: Could you gimme ur autograph in my axe?

Purist: Uh what? oh yea sure.

*Pudge returns with the autograph*

Purist: Oh man that guy scared the lungs out of me.

Purist: Now to take a branch.

The rest of the crew

Ezalor: Now where are we gunna find a moghul khan action figure?

Techies(who suddenly appears): Get your Moghul Khan action figures here.

Troll: Hey mate, where did u get those action figures?

Techies: I found 1 of them at autumn falling from a tree. Then i got the idea of making its copies and selling it.

Ezalor: But Furion told that there is only 1 of them in the world. So it must be the one falling from the tree.

Techies: You want the 1 falling from the tree eh.

Techies: Here it is. 178497498327490837250 million gold please.

Ezalor: WTF! no1 has that much gold.

Techies: Well that is the price.

Ezalor: I doubt that the world's richest people together can buy 1 of these.

Techies: Well, since u guys are my allies, ill give 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% discount.

Ezalor: That means only 1 gold?

Techies: yes.

Rylai: Now we got the figure, i hope purist succesfully got the branch.

*Purist comes with the branch*

Purist: I got the undead branch, did u find the action figure.

Lina: Yes we did.

Purist: Well, now all things are found, now we just need to take them to furion for cr8ting the portal.

Chapter 5: The Creation of the Portal

At the sentinel

Purist: We get the ingredients, furion.

Furion: thts gud, now we need 2 mix them in the cooking pot

Purist: U hav a cooking pot?

Furion: I was a house wife(husband) b4 my job at the sentinel, so i learnt cooking.

Furion: Lets check the ingredients.............w8, u didnt get the pizza.

Purist: I actually got a fresh pizza on the ground in the scourge side.

Furion: So..what happened to it?

Purist: ^_^

Purist: I ate it.

Furion: -_-

Furion: u increase the burden of my hunger upon a mere being like me.

Furion: well about roshan's intestines, i dunno which 1 takes u to the future. 1 of those intestines will take u to the future, and the other one takes u to the past, im not sure.

Furion: Maybe ill keep the large one..

Purist: You can just keep both

Furion: If u keep both, the portal will take u to the present

Furion: oh well here is it done, now i gutta say the secret spell.

Fruition: OH GREAT ALLMIGHTY ONE I BEG YOU TO OPEN A PORTAL TO THE FUTURE, TAKE THESE INGREDIENTS AS A REWARD FOR YOUR UNHARD WORK. PLEASE DO THIS OR UNFORTUNATELY I WILL HAVE TO KIK UR BUTT.

*suddenly a portal opens!!!!!!!*

Purist: Now we can enter.

Furion: Oh w8! u need visa.

Purist: WTF! we are travelling through time not from place to place.

Furion: Oh yeah, forgot bout tht.

*purist and his crew enter the portal*

In the portal

*purist enters to see a beachside, with a few morlocs camping*

Murloc 1(to another murloc): He is gunna get us! we are dead!

Murloc 2: No he is not, we can keep hiding and running

Murloc 1:How long can we play this game of hide and seek? its not yet invented.

Purist(interupting): Do u murlocs know what year it is?

Murloc 1: 1777 million BC, y do u ask?

Murloc 2: OMG look! a humanoid face, ive nvr seen such a face in my lifetime!

Murloc 1: A human!!! humans dont even exist!

Purist: I am frm the future.

Murloc 2: In myth, it is said tht humans will cum to rid us frm that assassin.

Purist: i dunno what u murlocs are talkin bout, but we gutta go to the future, bye.

Murloc 1: Oh dont go, we depend on u to kill him.

Purist: who him?

Murloc 2: The Mystic Knight, he is an demonic assassin, kills murlocs.

Purist: Sry we cant help, we got a job to do.

Rylai: Lets help them. I have mercy upon these poor little fish creatures.

Lina: Who would pity them? I would rather burn them to shut up their big mouth.

Purist: I think we should go to help them. I read in history that murlocs greatly helped the humans win the war of destiny, if we dont help them, the knight will kill them and we may not live in future.

Troll: But how shall we find that guy?

Murloc 1: He roams in the murloc forest near the beachside, to kill intruders, u can probably find him there.

Murloc 2: But beware.... he is the Lord of the...Toilet. His heart is made of gold, and his kidney is made of aluminium. Whoever sees his great sword shall have a change of hearts, whoever feels his sword shall have a change of intestines.

Purist: Yea we shall be aware of that.

Chapter 6: Into the future

10000/10000 days later

Centaur: We have been wandering in this jungle for an day, and still we didnt find him.

*suddenly there is a sound of a murloc screaming"

Purist: it must be the assassin

Purist: the sound came from the north lets go fast

Ezalor: which is the north?

Purist(pointing north): That way! go fast

*they run as fast as they can, reaching they find a dead murloc*

Purist: we are late!

*another murloc screaming sound comes from the south*

Purist: Hurry!! fast!

*they once again failed to meet the assassin finding a dead murloc*

Purist: Grrr, bad luck!

*suddenly a murloc screaming sound comes from north*

Lina: lets go.

Purist: no w8. we will stay here, that assassin will cum back here he is playing alternatively.

Rylai: ok lets w8 then.

*30.55487659 mins later*

Rylai: u sure he is gunna cum? we have been w8in for 30 mins till now!

Purist: maybe ur right! lets go.

*they move north*

*suddenly a murloc screaming sound cums frm south*

Ezalor: Move fast, as fast as u can!

*they reach, this time finding the assassin, he looked like a human in black with 2 long swords*

assassion: I AM THE LORD OF THE TOILET!!

Purist: u have done enough of assassinating, u have even done more than sniper, its time for u to stop.

assassin: NEVER, THE LOTD SHALL LIVE 4EVER.

Purist: We shall see that after a battle!

assassin: come on then!

!!!!!!!THUMB FIGHT!!!!!!!

Comentator(who suddenly pops up out of nowhere): The assassin's thumb is attacking at full speed, but the poor purist's thumb has 3 butterflys! 90% evasion! the assassin thumb is having a hard time smacking at the omniknight's thumb! What will happen next? we shall see that after a short break!

Comentator: Now we are back in the action!! The assassin is still having an hard time. Oh and he finally hit purist's thumb, but what is this? purist casted gaurdian angel on his thumb. Now purist's thumb unleashed a deadly blow against that poor thumb.

Assassin: That impossible! u have defeated me, but i wont give up! fear my finger poke attack, its sure to kill u

*the assassin pokes a finger into purist's eye*

Purist: OOOOWWWWW

Assassin: just an OOOOWWWW? u didnt die, nooooooooo, this is impossible, u are the 1st person to survive it! i give up.

*the assassin dies out of shock*

Troll: we have killed him, now can we go?

Purist: yea

Ezalor: but how shall we go? we are lost in this jungle.

*suddenly the corpse of the asassin glows and a soul comes out of it, the soul then starts giving big speeches about how she got trapped inside this frenzied body*

Soul: U have rescued me from this dark body, and blablablablablablablalblablablablalblablablablabla..........................

*1 hour later when the soul's speech ends*

Soul: I shall grant u 1 wish for the freedom u gave me

Purist: this is just what we needed! we want to go to the future.

Soul: very well then, i shall open a portal leading to the future!

Purist and his crew in the future

Purist: OMG! this future rox! all humans and such big big white colored taverns!

Ezalor: U noob purist. couldnt u have wished something better, like "I want the Lich king dead!"

Purist: sry

Troll: Or u could say "I want to see lina having a bath"

Lina: That woukd nvr happen.

Chapter 7: The Unamed Chapter

Sentinel's Crew

Troll: How can we find the LK in this skyscraper jungle?

Purist: Lets split up, maybe we can find him then.

Rylai: Spliting up will be too dangerous, we can handle the LK individually

Purist: Its either die or spend 2 million years looking.

Rylai: Dying would be better then.

Ezalor: No worries. I can link all of us in a magical link that can work like a telephone of some sort.

Purist: ok then lets split up.

At the scourge's hideout

Anudseran: Its a bad news lord LK, my watchers have seen the sentinel come out from a portal.

LK: What? how is that possible? how did they cum to know im here?

Anubseran: I dunno sir, something smells fishy.

LK: Thats bcoz i ate fish, the fish in the future is really very yummy.

LK: and about the sentinel, i hope u and anubarak can clear them off.

Anubseran: we are on our way sir, ill call my dad right away.

Ezalor's Search

*a boy sees ezalor in amaze*

Ezalor: wat u lookin at me for kid?

Kid: r u a ghost?

Ezalor: well kinda yes

Kid: coool. can i get ur autograph?

Ezalor: sure kid, but i cant, coz my left hand holds my staff and the right rides the horse. y dont u write it urself?

kid: ok... yay i wrote myself a ghostly autograph!!

Ezalor(whipering to self): uh...kids...

Purist's Search

Purist: where should i find LK now? ill probably ask som1.

Purist(asking a man): do u know where LK is?

Man: who is LK?

Purist: well maybe u dont know him, he looks like a huge icebreg.

Man: Oh you mean u wanna see an iceberg? go to the north pole, ull find him there?

Purist: north pole? whats that?

Man: didnt u go to school?

Purist: what is school?

Man: lol, u dont even know wats a school? its not like uve cum from the past lol.

Purist: well i have cum frm the past

Man: educate urself

Man(going away): ..these teens...

Purist: oh man, he didnt tell me either. now where shall find LK? well ill ask some other ppl.

Centaur's Search

Centaur: Oh no, how can i find LK?

*look up in the sky and sees a crow flying*

Centaur: oh a courier, it maybe the scoruge's courier, ill chase it and find the LK and kill him.

*after 30 mins of chasing, the crow flys into his nest on a normal tree*

centaur: WTF! this tree is not LK, oh w8 its the World Tree! didnt know there is a World tree of the future though. I bow to u world tree.

*5 mins later*

Centaur: what should i do now to find LK?

*10 mins later*

Centaur: plz answer oh the thorny one.

*15 mins later*

Centaur: WHY DONT U ANSWER???

Centaur: this WT is acting like a normal tree, well then ill just gaurd it waiting for the other guys.

Lina and Rylai's Search

*lina peeps in a window, she sees a guy playin dota*

Lina: hey look at that, its a mirror?

Rylai: what mirror?

Lina: that box like thing, i can see myself in there.

Rylai: well thats strange its not showing my reflection

Lina: wa i look hot in there, im in luv with myself Lovestruck

Rylai: But take a look at that

Lina: at wat??

Rylai: A SHOPPING MALL!!

Lina: WTF a shopping mall, i always wanted to shop there, my dream has finally cum true.

*In the mall*

Lina: i want this ruby plz

Counter: 33000 million dollars plz

Lina: wats this dollars??

Counter: what dont u know? its the currency of US, if u dont have any money plz leave!

Lina: sad my dream is broken Sad

Clockwerk's Search

Clockwerk: maybe ill go in this dome like thing, maybe LK is in there.

*as CW enters, he sees many other robots staring at him*

a man on a stage says: oh looks like we have a winner, whats ur name?

CW: me?

Man: yes you.

CW: my name is clockwerk.

Man: well congrajulations u just won the contest!

CW: what contest?

Man: The Robotic Dress contest, ur dress is the most robotic one ive ever seen.

CW: WTF! this is not a dress, its real!

Man: yea watever, stop jokin and cum to take ur 33000 million dollars.

CW(whispering to self): oh well, atleast i am gettin the money, somehow i feel some1 else needs it more than me

Troll's Search

*a 2 yr old girl moves troll's hand*

troll: what is it girl?

girl: are u the toothfairy?

troll: what noway. go away.

* the girl runs off crying*

troll: i hate this pesky humans

*suddenly anubarak and anubseran appear*

anubarak: prepare for a fight!

anubarak: IMPALE! MANA BURN!

Troll: oh no a gank!

Troll: ULTI ACTIVATE!!

Troll(hitting weaver): BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!BASH!

Weaver: TIME LAPSE!!

Troll: oh no!!

Weaver: SHUKUCHI!

Assassin: IMPALE! MANA BURN!

Assassin: now u r mine!

Assassin: HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!HIT!

Troll: OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!

Anubarak: now last hit!!!!

*weaver suddenly appeared frm invisi, touched troll to dmg him*

Weaver pwned Troll's head for 225 gold!

anubarak: WTF KS!!

weaver: how dare u blame me? did that look like a ks to u?

anubarak: ofcourse it did! u dont dare argue with ur dad

*weaver and anubarak kept on argueing for the century*

Chapter 8: The Betrayal(Part 1)[b]

[b]At the scourge's hideout in da future

Abaddon: Now ur dead TB! LK is not here he is busy seeing his fture-ancestor pics.

TB: Future ancestors?

Abaddon: well yeah, in this future all his relatives live on the north/south pole known as icebergs

Abaddon: well u see now. u cant escape, i shall take revenge of what u did to me in childhood.

TB: you mean that candy incident?

Abaddon: YES, u stole my candy from me.

TB: no i didnt it was ur fault of carelessness, u fell off ur horse with ur candy, i just picked up the candy and went away.

TB: i mean there is no need to fight over small issues like candy.

Abaddon: NO! u shall pay for it right now.

*abddon and TB have a big clash!*

5 mins later....

TB: oh man i resign we have been fighting for hours!

Abaddon: but it was just 5 mins...

TB: well heres the deal, ill get u another candy ok?

Abddon: fine, but it better be those big yummy ones.

Lucifer(interrupting both of them): TB the LK calls u.

*TB goes to LK*

TB: y have u summoned me oh gr8 icebergy one.

LK: i have a job for u

TB: what job?

LK: i need u to go back to the past and call ur brother to join the scourge

TB: my brother? oh no, i dont think he will ever join the scourge. y do u need him?

LK: his gr8 speed and vitility can be a benefit for us.

TB: very well then, but how shall i enter the past?

LK: our handy dandy void is here.

*LK calls void*

LK: WTF void what have u done to ur look?

Void: just wanted to interact with humans, with this disguise no1 will ever think im a permabashing beast.

LK: well, i need u to cr8 a portal to the past.

Void: ah i see, will do it right away sir!

*void strts dancing like this*

LK: WTF void what r u doing?

Void: well this is the future, the future dota version is 45.35 in which this is my spell casting animation

LK: oh ic

*void cr8s the portal*

TB: now i enter.........

Chapter 9: The Last Chapter!!!!

*after years and years of searching the purist crew finally find the scourge's hideout and LK.

Purist: we have found you Lich! Resign if u wanna life!

LK: what could you do, just the so less of u, u dunno how strong i am.

Purist: Its the future Lich! It has GLOBAL WARMING.

LK: NOOOOO! im allergic to that word!!

LK: this is not a fair battle, we shall go back to the past and have a final battle!

*a portal opens and all of em go to da past at the same time*

At the Sentinel

Furion: u came so fast? did u find him in a sec?

Purist: no we took years.

Furion: dont be sarcastic

Purist: no, really, we took 4.5 years to find him.

Furion: Then why you just came back after a sec when u went in?

Purist: I went to the FUTURE, time in the past stops when im in the future, so if i take years, you take seconds.

Purist: i met the LK and he said that he shall have the final battle in the past coz of glbal warming.

Furion: well then, prepare the army for a battle!

At the Scourge

LK: did u call ur brother to join the scourge?

TB: well no, he refused but i found someone else. He calls himself THE INVOKER.

LK: a invoker?

TB: not a invoker, THE INVOKER.

LK: you mean THE INVOKER pronouced as THE INVOKER or THE INVOKER!!

TB: no just THE INVOKER

LK: oh ic, what is his speciality, is he stronger than magina.

TB: heres a video a got from the future of him and his imbaness

LK: well then he is in, lets prepare for war!!!

*well since im bored typing and u must be bored reading, the last chapter is on video*

*the scourge army got destroyed and purist was left alive!*

Purist: you are surrounded from all sides(by air). Resign.

LK: i loose with honor, kill me fast.

Purist: kill u?

Purist: i never intended to kill u, just wanted 2 say Happy Birthday!

LK: Oh yes, no wonder i was forgeting something, its my birthday today!! and according to my birthday rules, the sentinel have to wish me happy birthday at any cost!

Purist: *sigh* we had to go to so much just not to break a rule

THE END

Credits
My Brain: for the story...
Pizzaslice111: for the creation of video
YouTube: for hosting the video
And most special credits go to..........
The Ant: I know it sounded strange but i got inspired by an ant whom i crushed.(cruelty to invertebrates MWAHHAHA, is an ant a invetebrate??)

If u liked this you may like

scourge vs sentinel: http://dotastrategy.com/forum/ftopic5769.html

party war: http://dotastrategy.com/forum/ftopic5802.html

the both above were made by me loooooooooong ago, also humour stories like this 1.
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