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moonlightmurder


First Blood Posts: 2 Joined: 28 Jul 2008 gold

DOTA MOST ASS-KED QUESTIONS and JoKeS ; ) PART I hahaha

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:35 am

Hey... i just wanna tell that I know its so corny so just have fun reading it ok ; )... Smile Smile Laughing Hopeful Wink

(DANGER WAG MO BABASAHIN ITO MAGIGING WEAK KA MAG DOTA!!!!)

Unknown scourge Character ;Knock knock
Sentinnel; Hwhos der??
Unknown scourge Character ;--(long pause)--AahhwWWW!!!!
Sentinnel; AaHHWHOO?????
Unknown scourge Character ;---AwhoHOOOOOOO--- Im Bane HOLOOW!!!!!!!! AwhoooHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Smile Smile Smile Confused Confused Smile Smile Wink Wink Wink

Q;Bakit si Viper nag lumilipad????
A;Kasi ayaw niya mag lakad.. hehehe Cool

Q;BAkit si Visage lumilipad???
A;Kasi Pagod na mag lakad!!! hahahaha Laughing Laughing Mad

Q;bakit si terrror blade hindi lumilipad???
A;---Anu ka!! Surprised ... Sinubukan na kaya nya.... kaso nakidlatan....(Watch Warcraft 3 Frozen throne Inro movie) hehehe.. Aun butas ang pak pak..Depressed Wink Wink

Q;Bakit si Centaur Lake Lumipad???
A;Na Euls..... Surprised owwws... hehehe Laughing

Q;Bakit ang lambot ni razor...???
A;(a very logical explanation..) Kasi hindi bakal armor nya... Kung bakal yun eh di nakuriyente na rin sya.... !! D BA!!! hehehe Bleh!...... plastik lang un... kaya hindi na kokoryente... MADE IN CHINA>... or you can buy it in LOkal stores like LVL 1 RECIPE SHOP ... as the infamous RAZOR >...WRAITH BAND... *tsk tsk tsk*.. JA PAYK KASI eh ....

Q:Bakit Gustong gustong gambangin si lina???
A; Kasi pag na dedz

Q;Saang Bio LAboratory nakuha uung portrait ng Skelital system nila Pugna LEoric at Clinkz???

Q;Bakit Finger of Death ang FInal ni LION???? could it be... ahh.. heheheh

Q;Bakit walang korona si KIng Leoric???

Q;BAkit Hindi ginagamit ni Barathrum ang DAgger nya.. mas gusto nya lamparang ipinag hahahampas nya lang????

Q;Anu ang mas nauna??? Itlog , Chicken o CROW???

Q;Bakit Faceless void tawag kay Dark terror???
A; Kasi wala syang Face!!! .. Etits yung nasa ulo nun... grabe... napaka creative naman ... 2 headed!!
Laughing


Q;SAan nakukuha ni SVen ung storm bolt??? sa Skiny jeans nya???
Wink

Q; Bakit naka Mini skirt lang si King leoric?????

Q;Anu ang tawag sa chicken na na Dragons breath...???

Q; Bakit wealng bilib sayo kapag nakiki KS ka????

Q; Bakit kailangan pang I display ang pangalan mo kapag napatay ka ng NEUTRAL CReeps????
" †Je-An†'s been killed by neutral creeps"!! waahhh weak kasi.. lagi sa farm...

Q;Takot kaya si Roshan habang nag hihintay sa base nya lalu na kapag level 11 na ang mga hero??

Q;Bakit an ingay mo kapag nakaka triple kill ka???? (parang ako hinde!!)hehehe

Q; BAkit Farm ang tawag sa pag patay ng creeps???

Q;Bat walang Egg???may chicken naman..???

Q;Bakit tinanggal na ung Sub title ni Sven na Arnold Schwaceneger???
A;UHMMM.. Hopeful Wait lang isip lang me... hehehe Ang dali naman nyan..!!! Uhmm kasi si Sikat at matcho si Arnold SChwa,.... SwaRCh.... SchawR??? ..SwaerchenEG .... ahhhh. basta ROUGE KNIGHT na nga lang!!!!! Laughing

Q;Bakit si Brood Mama sya ang nam bubuntis???

Q:bakit si viper hindi nanunuklaw???

Q; Bakit sila Magina at terror blade wlang T-Shirt????? Bakit sila LIna Traxex Luna Miranda Rylie meron???? Embarassed

Q;BAkit hindi ko sinama si Krobelus????? hmmmmm Hopeful

Q;Bat si Invoker sa scourge??? Mika namang mabait eh..

Q;Bakit si Enigma Senti mukang masama???

Q;Bakit si Demnok lanik warlock ayaw mag Necronomicon???
A;Kasi marami na raw gwapo sa mundo!! WAKEKE!!!! Depressed

Q;Bakit ayaw ng EMO mag scourge??
A;Gusto kasi nila lagi mag SENTI!!! hahaha <Sound Track><So wats the point...> hhahaha

Q;Bakit Ang weak ko???
A;Hide naman... Malaksa lang talaga Ung mga NEutral Creeps... hahaha

Q;BAt Ang strong ko!!( nice master!!!)
A; Hinde ah sinu nag sabeh!!! kakadota nga lang ng mga kalaban mo eh...

Q;Bat hindi na nag sasalita si bane hollow kapag nag LYCANTHROPE???
A: NAkagat nya ang dila nya!!!!

Q;Bat walng bilib sayo kapag na first blood mo kallban mo pag ikaw si SPLEEN???

Q;BAt asar sayo kalaban mo kapag nilalagyan mo ng BOMB ung Secret shop nila???

Q:Bat bawal na nakawin ung Aegis gamit ang Crow???(GAwain kasi!!)

Q:BAkit si Lina Lumilipad..aun kita tuloy ng mga creeps....Bisto!!! T BACK?? INA... wilD!!!!! XD

Q;BAkit mo pa Sinasabihang... Nice game .. kahit talo ka???

Q: bakit kapag nanalo ka .. hinihintay mong may mag sabi sayo... Uy pre.. NICE GAME!!!...

Q:Bt kapag nag triple kill ka ...hinihintay mong may lumapit sayo....at mag sabing nice... IKAW NAG DALA NG LARO!!!

Q;Kawwawa kaya kapag mag katabi si morpling at treant.....???

Q;Teka teka teka .... HU DA HELL NGA BA SI LICH KING!!!???

Q;BAt kahugis ni Mortred lahat ng anino??? kahi kay VipER???

Q;Anu taawag sa nasa mukaha ni Faceless VOID????? (Clue;NAg sisimula sa letter 'T' .. mahaba at matigas..)

... Isip muna....







Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad



Aun ... anu na???? .... Edi.. T...... T...... TALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha akala mo Etits hahaha!!!.

















Q; Ayun bat mo binasa?????? Ayun weak ka na tuloy....

A; KAsi masyado ka nang strong!! nice one!!!!
hehehehe PArtida na sa kalaban mo Bukas!!! hahaha:) Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile




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geh basa .. may part 2 pa hehe[/b]
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`IceNineKills`


First Blood Posts: 7 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 gold

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:44 pm

haha ... ung iba korny pero aus to ! hahaha

Q;SAan nakukuha ni SVen ung storm bolt??? sa Skiny jeans nya???

A: hinde pre ... sa kili kili nya ! ... di mo ba nakikita !? sa kilikili galing ! hahahaha !

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malicef


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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:38 am

Guys post in english so everyone can understand jeez. we arent in the filipines.
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kurapica1000


Warnings : 1 Killing Spree Posts: 87 Joined: 18 Jul 2008 gold

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:37 am

Oh .. What's that Fu*k'n language people ?? Is it english or what?? I didnt understand any Sh*t

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blackchaos3x


Killing Spree Posts: 89 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 gold

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:34 am

at the persons who dont understand tagalog
its ur problem

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ganda jokes khit corny
mas corny mas nakakatawa grabeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
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moonlightmurder


First Blood Posts: 2 Joined: 28 Jul 2008 gold

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:31 pm

Huhuhu T.T hindi ko na kaya nag kanilang pam babatikos... --->>> In english Huhuhu : ( I cant take it any more ... Ok i wanna speak in english... ok... uhhh... Thats better... ok ok .. ill just post an english translation ok... well.. just enjoy reading ok... hehehe... : ) besides... I was wrong and you were dern right.(Dern.. much cooler darn heheh ) I should post an in english.. ehehehe... well just in case .. its not a -bleep- language.. its called Filipino... and we filipinos really dont appreciate it being called a -bleep- thingy ... ok... well besides... i accept that im wrong... My bad!! im sorry ... : )

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Aun ... hehehehe mga kabayan ... nose bleedz me... hehehe
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JuKeA


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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:13 am

ho;ahbn;aslhydithgwerlds;jfsnbsbnaslkbjkjb lanblabljasjbsbjas'jdgsdagnlsd;f

hahahahahahaha i speak talong
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earth stony


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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:13 pm

wkaiokokdowkoowkdowmnammall!!! we ak mahal kita lol... serebionista
Thats my comment on tagalog! hehe

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Saiyuki_Hakusho


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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:12 pm

hahaha.. lol kulit mo..
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