V.ENGLISH---Dota Most Ass-ked questions (English version)

V.ENGLISH---Dota Most Ass-ked questions (English version)

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:34 pm

NOTE: Im sorry for posting it in filipino ok... so heres my version of it in ENGLISH. ENJOY...!!


ATTENTION:READING THIS COULD MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR FIGHTING SKILL IN DOTA...

Another attention: READ ATTENTION ABOVE... HEHEHE



DANGER:READ THE DANGER TO AVOID THE DANGER. hehehe

WARNING:READING THIS COULD MAKE YOU WEAK IN PLAYING DOTA hehehe





Look out ... youve been warned hehehe
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Well i just wanna tell you I know my jokes are corny.. but i hope you still have fun reading it.. well I dedicate this to all my friends and to my clan and to those [people who urged me to post this in english.... Well ENJOY!!! : )
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Unknown scourge Character ;Knock knock
Sentinnel; Hwhos der??
Unknown scourge Character ;--(long pause)--AahhwWWW!!!!
Sentinnel; AaHHWHOO?????
Unknown scourge Character ;---AwhoHOOOOOOO--- Im Bane HOLOOW!!!!!!!! AwhoooHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Smile Smile Smile Confused Confused Smile Smile Wink Wink Wink
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Q:WHy did they remove SVENS sub tittle "Arnold Schwaceneger???
Ah thats so simple.... cuz he is strong and arnold swar...... ...schwaarrr.... .. swarchene... ... Hmmmph.... ... well rouge KNight sounds better isnt it... hahahahaha
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Q:Why is Viper flying???
A:Cuz he aint wanna walk... haha
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Q:Why is Visage flying??
A:Cuz he is very tired of walkin' hehe

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Q:Why is Puck flying??
A:HE dont have legs.. hehehe
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Q:Why dont Terror blade fly???? He got wings isnt it??
A:WHat the hell are you talking about... he tried his best to fly... and when he did ... he just get hit by a bolt of lightning... tsk tsk... hehehe Watch Warcraft 3 Frozen throne Inro movie:lol:
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Q:and finnally .. WHY the hell is Centaur flying??
A:CUz hes been EULS... hehehehe... .
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Q:Why is razor so fragile???
A:Cuz his armor is aint metal... oh is that so??? hehehe yup... heres a very logical explanation...(Read this like a chemistry teacher) "You see razors armor is made out of plastic. If its metal he will get electricuted cuz as we all know and learned from our chemistry class.. Metals are conductor... RAzors armor is plastik... MADE IN CHINA... hahahaha... or you can buy it at the local store.. as the infamous "wraith BAnd" hehhehe..
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Q:Why do you always kill LINA???
A:Cuz when she died... you can see her flip and might even see her pantie.... hehehehe
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Q:Where Bio-LAb did they get LEoric,Pugna and CLinkz bones???
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Q:If Leoric is a KIng ... where is his CROWN??

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Q:If you look closely... BArathrum has his dagger,.. .. Then if thats so.. why does barathrum keep smashing his worn out lamp at the poor enemy??
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Q;What comes first... CHICKEN or EGG.....(long pause)... or CROW... hahahaha
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Q;Why the hell did they call faceless void faceless??Isnt it that he got something in his face..
A;Yup... and that something isnt his face... not even the elonggated thing in his face.... ... wanna know whtat is it???? Its his PENIS>... wahahahaha
A; ... Another head is in faceless voids head... hahahahaha
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Q;Where did SVEN get his storm bolt???? In his skinny jeans???(does he even wear a pants?? ... or maybe in his armpit!!!! hahahaha
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Q;Why is it that when youve been killed by neutral creeps... your name is displayed in other players screen... (ohh thats so embaracing)
" †Je-An†'s been killed by neutral creeps"!!waah im so weak...
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Q: Is ROSHAN scared in his base when he thinks that all hero is out to kill him???
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Q: Why is is that farming is called in killing Creeps...???YOu dont even have seeds to sow... hehehehe
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Q;Where is the EGG??? THERE is a chicken... but... WHERE did you put the egg????
A:Its under your chair... youve been sitting on it .... (kok-a-doodle!!)
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Q:why is viperspit his venom??? and have you even see a flying viper??Only in DOTA... thats why i like it
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Q;Why is it that Invoker belongs to scourge.., he looks like a good guy..
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Q:Why is Enigma a SEnti ?? hes such a BAd guy??
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Q:Give exaples of DOTA BUGS..
A:The bassilius bug in LAnaya.... the LAnaya crash bug... the orb walking bugs...... and ohh... I almost forgot...and ANUBARAK..hehehe

Q;WHy is it that Demnok lanik warlock doesnt like it to have some Necronomic???
A:Cus there will be so many handsome in dota... (right warlock)
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Q: Why does all Emo hate scourge???
A:They like to be in SENTImental(Sentinel)
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Q:Why cant BAne hollw wont speak ewhen in lycanthrope???
A:Cuz he bit his tounge.. hehehehe

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Q;Wait wait wait... hold on a minute ... Who DA HELL IS LICH KING iN THE FIRST PLACE?????

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Q:How does a hunch back sleep??
A:simple... he lie on his bed...
Q:HOw does brisstle bvack sleeps.???
A:Uhmm .. he close his eyes???
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Q:If there is a BAlanar... Why is it the that there is no BALA_DAY??
A:ARE YOu silly... theres is not even a BAla NIGHT!!! hehehehe
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Q:WHos is razors long lost BRO???
A:NEssaje!!
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Q:WHy is terror blade Blind???
A:CUz he likes it... well. it looks a lot cooler right..??

Q:THen why is TERROR BALDE HAVE BLIND FOLD??IS HE BLIND
A:NAH!! he is not blind!!! he get envy on magina cuz he looks way a lot cooler then he decided he likes to have some blind fold too..
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Q:Is treant scared of an ancient tango??
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Q:What part of the tree does heros eat when they us ancient tango???
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Q:What race does Luna ,MIranda, and mortered belong??
A:RAce of night elves..
Q:What race does Centaur,alusta and pitlord belong??
A:RAce of the HORSE!!!!!!!!
Q:LAstly.. WHy did you still read the post even if youve been warned???
A:Simple... cuz you are so strong enough... reading this wont even take a drastic effect on yor fighting skills in dota... hehehehe
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Well I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT ... hehehehe...
WHAT DO YOU THINK BOUT MY JOKE???? hehehe SHARE SOME of YOURS... hehehe

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Last edited by moonlightmurder on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:57 pm; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:48 pm

LOLZ....
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:10 am

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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:27 pm

gah.. terrible.
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