How do you know you play too much

How do you know you play too much

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:19 am

You know you're addicted to WarcraftIII's Dota when the following occurs in real life.

*You beat up bunch of kids and scream OWNED!!
*You will eventually transform into a wolf and begin chasing people.
*You constantly appear to funerals and think that you will gain EXP.
*When you read a book, you think that you can summon two Neronomicon demons.(aka 2 Warlocks)
*When seeing two people walk behind you, you will say Nice Try. (nt)
*You can see people names and ages(lvls) when you point at them.
*You laugh at people when they bought the wrong item.
*You eat tree to heal urself.
*When your girlfriend gets angry, you will think that she has the Mask Of Madness.
*You will be wishing that your girlfriend is hot as Crystal Maiden.
*When you see a student with 4.0 GPA, you begin to think of him as Dominating.
*When you see someone is dying on the bed, you will try to poke him/her with a red stick. (aka Dagon)
*When you get really frustrated or pissed off , you want to press Alt+QQ.
*When you get hit by a bus, you will use 1400 dallars to buy back.
*When you run really fast or really slow, you want to type -ms.
*You will put two kichen knifes together to make a SnY. (aka Sange and Yasha)
*When your mom drop her ring on the floor,you will steal it without asking permission.
*If anyone left the room you will say banned and stay.
*i will drink some water or sode and i will say yes this FLASK are really handy... i have a full life again...By_noob28_
*If somebody tries to do a practical joke on you and you avoid it, you say JUKED!By RAWR-itsanONION

If any of the above have happened to you. That means you play too much...LOL

And most importantly, if you say the word GG too much. You really need to get some help.

GL HF ALL!!!
Created by cold.blood.
PLEASE do not claim this text document as your own
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gl and hf

Last edited by cold.blood. on Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:08 am; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:40 pm

haha, i would like u eat trees to heal myself. (would brockoli *i dont k now how to spell* count?)
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Hellsing P00NS

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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:44 am

i will drink some water or sode and i will say yes this FLASK are really handy... i have a full life again...
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:44 am

If somebody tries to do a practical joke on you and you avoid it, you say JUKED!

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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:33 am

If you're near a fountain, you'll jump inside the fountain and shout " Ahah! Who's your daddy now! "
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DotA rulez!

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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:18 am

you think LOL is a word and that saying WTF is cooler than just saying WHAT THE F- (swear or cut it off)
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:05 am

You become a serial killer to have several triple kills in your record.
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I don't play dota, i live it.

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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:08 am

Every time you find a big guy with muscles you try to beat him down cause you think he will give you the power to resurrect.
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I don't play dota, i live it.

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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:29 am

You become a rapist coz u gangbang in DoTA too much.

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:58 am

when someone is walking behind you,you try to (creep)block them.harhar
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-scaramouche will you do the fandango?-

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:14 am

You try casting global silence to your angry mom..harhar
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-scaramouche will you do the fandango?-

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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:03 pm

When angered, you stomp the ground and look for cracks and people who get stunned.

You put together a complicated puzzle and see if it heals you and gives armor.(aka mekansm)

You start breaking rocks to check if it contains a shield. (Roshan drops Aegis)

You go to the zoo to steal the bar in the big monkey cage.

You start speaking out random words while pointing to a person, thinking you will turn them into a sheep.

You throw a blue blanket over a group and see if they stop in time for 6 seconds. (Chronosphere)

You become too careful with your surroundings, thinking that there are land mines.

You see an injured person and bring him to the priest instead of the doctor, thinking that the priest will purify the guy.
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Choose your words carefully

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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:29 am

You can actually think of and suggest one of these.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:54 pm

When I went to the market, I saw meat man chopping meats.. AHH fresh meat!!
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:16 pm

I like the crossing of two kitchen knives.. SnY.. ahahaha!!!
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