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icyjovial

Monster Kill Posts: 219 Joined: 10 Jan 2007 gold

what'sup doc?

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:52 am

OLD MAN: Doc, im 95 and my 18 yr old
wif
is pregnant!
DOC: let me tell you a
story about an old hunter who, instead
of his gun, brought his umbrella in the
jungle, met a bear, aimed his umbrella,
pulled the trigger and the bear dropped
dead.
OLD MAN: impossible! sumbody else
must have shot the bear!
DOC: exactly. :p

i hope you guys got it...
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_noob28_

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Beyond Godlike Posts: 2731 Joined: 08 Dec 2006 gold

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:58 am

yeah... i got it... nice one...XD ahehehe
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Kmiko

First Blood Posts: 7 Joined: 17 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:02 am

huh, anu daw un...?

........ NCE ONE i get it .....
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the_unseen

Killing Spree Posts: 53 Joined: 06 May 2007 gold

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:24 pm

nice one ...i know it from paper..i usualy read joke section
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mikorkeza

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Godlike Posts: 1422 Joined: 18 Feb 2007 gold

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:12 am

Nice dude!!!
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flameseeker

Mega Kill Posts: 674 Joined: 18 Jun 2007 gold

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:16 pm

Nice one. I got it easily. Confident

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dota_gamerz

First Blood Posts: 38 Joined: 04 Apr 2007 gold

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:25 am

Hahaha! I got it! Nice one dude..
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beyond godlike

First Blood Posts: 42 Joined: 21 Apr 2008 gold

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:12 am

I don't get, somebody tell me what the hell is that thing
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dota_mania96

Dominating Posts: 129 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 gold

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:58 am

LOL! im surely got it! Smile

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malicef

Monster Kill Posts: 373 Joined: 06 Dec 2007 gold

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:24 pm

Dun get it! QQ
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dota_amateur

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Mega Kill Posts: 688 Joined: 13 Apr 2008 gold

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:11 am

hahaha lol
nice one
@dudes who dont get it
somebody else got his wife pregnant
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archie_randy

First Blood Posts: 32 Joined: 28 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:31 pm

haha nice one,totally got it^^
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HatesIntelligenceHeros

First Blood Posts: 2 Joined: 30 Jul 2008 gold

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:38 am

Ah, that will insult my intelligence if I don't get it...
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AsS-Ki.cK

Monster Kill Posts: 456 Joined: 04 Jan 2008 gold

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:50 pm

Very Happy

D funny one
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narff

First Blood Posts: 3 Joined: 30 Jul 2008 gold

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:39 pm

okay got it try this one on for size

Dirty Erection Problem (by ron unsworth)

A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor.
The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.
The guy asks what the surgery is.
The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.
The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner.
While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.
His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly look on her face.
She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!".
Cool

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