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`UnholY`

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Nice bike!

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:20 pm

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:05 pm

Oh! This is really funny if you get it!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:55 pm

green joke
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:21 am

man this joke rocks
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:48 am

not funny... nice try.... :p
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chico

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Re: Nice bike!

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:20 am

`UnholY` wrote:
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

okay parin ung mga jokes ko kahit mahaba... basta nkakatawa..
joke lang hehehe read PARA MAY MABASA LANG thread
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:25 am

All I can say is "MWAHAHAHHIHIHIHUHUHUAHAHAHEHEHHOHOHOH!!!"

*Acts like a monkey and spanks the neighbor*
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flameseeker

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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:13 am

HOHOHOHOHOHO. If this wasnt funny i do not know what is. Jumping around in chair like a monkey-i usually do that when something real funny or exciting comes around)
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