Insane Jokes Part 2..(Wla pong magawa)

Insane Jokes Part 2..(Wla pong magawa)

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 8:33 am

Magalang na Bata

apo: lola,lola tinuro samin sa school ang pag gamit ng po at opo...

lola:aba, ang galing ah..edi alam mo na gamitin ang po at opo???

apo: OO ~!

lola:akala ko ba apo eh marunong ka na gumamit ng po at opo..bakit OO ang sagot mo???

apo:oo nga noh...sorry PO lola..

lola:ayan marunong na gumalang ang apo ko.. galing mag turo ng school mo ah..

apo:anong pag galang??

tanga ka ba??? po at opo lang tinuro samin ngayon..

ewan ko kung kelan ituturo yang pag galang na yan..

o baka naman lola nang gagago ka lang.. wag mo ko

ginagago ah..tang ina...nakaka init ka ng ulo ah..



lola:sorry po..

^_^
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in a resto,a man saw a beautiful lady.
he called the waiter to bring the lady the most expensive wine and an invitation for her to join his table..
the lady wrote a note saying..-"if you have a million peso, a mercedez benz and 7 inch dick,sure you can have me"...
upon receiving the note, the man felt insulted and wrote back.-"actually i have a billion in my account,two benz and a porsche.but never will i undergo an operation to cut 3 inch even how beautiful you are..pls return the wine!"
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Pinoy Poem

Thing none knew see in die
Who bought, who bad
The hill key none taught see in die
Last fog see in die


Fog must done knew see who one
Thin knee tea gas sun
Cash sea see in die
Who bought, who bad
Bull ball money peace.


In knee love bus knee who one
Dean act money in die
Key knee league see who one
The hill be not tea knee in die
Knee love as son see who one
Be thin see in die!
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SOME

apatan sex-- foursome
tatluhan sex-- threesome
dalawahan sex-- twosome
eh kung isa lng??
eh di............................HANDSOME
hehehe
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Customer & sales girl

customer:my wife needs a bra but i dont know d size,
sales girl:touch my breast and try to calculate
customer:oh i forgot she needs panties too! lol
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Hi.. Wala lang po akong magawa kaya ako nag post...
Walang personalan.. HuhuHU!!!
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:27 am

WOW!!! Nakakatawa naman tong mga jokes mo!! Pati yung huli nakakatawa!! Hehehehehe keep it up!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:46 pm

Hmm.i understood only the wine joke...
I don't understand PH language

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:12 am

hahaha...w0w this stuff is great
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:32 pm

i like it, it was funny
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:00 pm

pede pakeexplain yung poem dko kxe naiintindihan..

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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:36 pm

Should i translate??


It means..

Tignan nyo is inday
Hubad Hubad
dahil kin@nt()t si inday
laspag si inday

pag masdan nyo si juan



to be continued..
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:15 pm

Lolz.

Keep up...
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:29 am

Hahahah... pwede gamtin quotes sa text ^^
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:09 am

Go!!! Use it..
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