What Dota Addicts Do...

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:18 am

When Dota addict
- goes to work, he/she will buy a couple of glove and wear it so he/she can work faster.
- goes for a football, he/she wear a red boots, so he/she can walk/run faster compare the others, and bring a couple drinks and put it at his/her pocket so if they run out of stamina [HP] he/she can drink it.
- goes drunk, he/she will say that he/she will say that panda just throw drunken haze to him/her.
- goes anywhere, he/she'll tell his/her mother to stay at home, so he/she can TP to her [ item seller XD ]
- in the boring/critical situation he/she'll say, if only I bring my dagger [kellen dagger of escape].
- goes for a basket ball, he/she'll use a helm and say, I hope the ball isn't imune [for being dominate].
- goes to a battle/fight, he/she'll bring a couple weapon and because he/she thinks that it'll increase his/her damage.
- can't speak, he/she'll write, I've being silence by Nortrom.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:14 am

lol nice1
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love aint it beutiful devils got soft spots u noe

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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:49 pm

Q:How do Dota police adicts catch armed robers??
R:They hook and dis-arm them!

Sorry if it isnt funny.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:54 am

This one happened to me today, my friend bumped me in the back because I was walking too slowly. I said " I'm sorry I was practicing how to creep block."

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:06 am

in sch i block my friends way and say creep block blocking creeps
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love aint it beutiful devils got soft spots u noe

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:40 pm

very funny
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:05 pm

Every night he prays Atropos won't cast Nightmare on him.
Never sleeps at night, coz he's afraid of being chased by Balanar.
Always carries a reaper's scythe with him to hex his opponents.
If injured, he weares rings to regenerate his life.
A real DotA addict has been to jail at least once for stealing (lifesteal).
Asks at least once per week his (brood)mother if he is a spiderling or not.
Calls his girlfriend Rylai or Lina.
He thinks that his boots of travel don't work because other people silence him.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:27 pm

You got some funny jokes up your sleeve Dark.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:03 pm

DOTA Addict: (mumbles something while in a fight)
Opponent:Punches him in the face
DOTA Addict: (gets mad) waddya do that for I was channneling a spell gr....
(tries again....Nothing happens.... runs away)
Opponent:WTF?
DOTA Addict: (comes back) Sorry I ran out of mana i just went to the fountain
to get some back so i can cast a spell on you.

Ok?
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:34 am

lol Tyrfring...xDDDDD

btw , at Dark_Phoenix , I laughed so hard when I saw yer joke >>>>> Asks at least once per week his (brood)mother if he is a spiderling or not. xDDD

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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:16 pm

a DotA addict:
-calls a bony classmate clinkz
-uses observer wards in exams
-wonders how much agi/int/str he has
-proclaims he has a bkb activated when dirt doesnt stick to his shirt
-sits beside a smart classmate and says he's after 'brilliance aura'
-frequently stops on the way to look around...to prevent gangbang
-always asks his friend how much mana does he have remaining
-always buys sparkle/sprite or mountain dew to recover mana


.......hehe. gotta think for some more. sorry rthey're corny.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:57 pm

When something is on fire he says "OMG noob Slardar can't target a hero."
Wonders if mountains are created by Fissure.
If somebody has a really bad smile he calls that guy Azgalor.
If he hears a lightning he runs away because he thinks Strom Spirit is after him.
If he sees twins, he wonders who is the real and who the illusion.
If he sees a bear, he wonders where is Syllabear.
Fears lions, because they may cast finger of death on him.
He is also afraid of cows and never eats their meat, because Barathrum may kill him.
Rocks make him run away, because Tiny may be close.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:22 am

nice...

and he doesnt turn the lights in his room off because he hates fog of war
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:20 pm

(Based on the post above)
If you ever see a dota addict turning the light off, you can be sure he is a maphacker.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:26 am

Lol. You all so funny fun fun. Woof.
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