What Dota Addicts Do...

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:02 am

its quite funny but king tut is a spoil..
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:31 pm

King tut?
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:47 am

Dota addicts are always at the garden department looking for the best trees to eat
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Ps3 is moar addicting than dota!!!! SIKE THATS MADDNESS!!!

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:46 am

funny joke, tho next time post more than a 1 liner
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:22 pm

LOL mikorkeza your clip was much funnier. Where can i dl some more?

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:20 am

two dota players are walking down the street, then they walk past a farm and see someone counting some money inside the barn, one of them says:

"what is he doing???"

"he is farming".

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:16 pm

when he sees a large mango tre he will defend it for life
when he sees some stoned looking statue and start attacking it like roshan
when he sees somone selling and ask is there sange and yasha there?
when he sees someone riding a horse he will kill it like chen
when he is using some old model gun and start shooting like cardel
when he see a hore he will run away coz it like bradwarden
when he sell his gold ring for only 500
when he see some large scorpoin he will run away and shouting "MAN A AVATAR SANDKING!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:07 pm

I was in a big fight once
and i owned!!! i ran around the guys looking for last hits, and after they fell i took their wallets. And i also denied well, but my team never congradulated me!! those jerks!! after i took the money i went to the nearest shop, and bought an axe. They were kind of pissed off. even though i keep on telling them that it;s my manta style, and if they wanted one they should have farmed better.

Any ways they all ran back to this guy;s house later. So i cut down all his trees and burned his house.

Then i got banned, from that host. They accused me of map hack

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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:19 pm

This is a dota player on cyber sex chat line

Girl: (joins conversation)

dota player: yes! finally, you ready?

Girl: sure thing babe

dota player: k no leaving
5
4
3
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1
hf

Girl: haha k, who are you?

Dota player: i dont know yet i'm wait for you to pick first, i might just go random

Girl: haha ooo i like role playing, i'm a school girl

Dota player: then i am Centar Warchief

Girl: k? I put on my pink skirt

Dota player: I buy boots of speed and bracer, I come rushing into your lane
cast hoof stomp, you;re stuned for 3 secs, then i use double edge !! first Blood!! i LVL up

Girl: (leaves)

Dota player: oh sure!!! leave when you're getting owned!!! and just when it was getting hot!!! GG
Girl

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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:53 am

hahahah... i share my UNFORGETABLE experience
being a DotA addick
(sorry if my english is barok)

in our school, there is a program and we have an early dimisal.
we(me and my friends) decided to play dota...
we are in our decision game the score is 2-2,
after they destroy our barracks mid lane.

OMG! WTF! !@#$%^&*() )(*&^%$#@!
WAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
YEAH! brown out!!!!

So we decided to go home na...
one of my friend is going to pick her GF in school,
we come along with him, and then WOOOWOOWEEE
the seach for MISS HRM PAGENT!
so we watch the pagent...

saying side comments and teasing the models, a couple in front of us is looked at us... first they don't say anything, they just look at us
and after a while our voice become loud and loud,
saying "how come that a model? she is so small,
she's like a grade 5 student"
next model "how about that, she is so thin,
she's like a bamboo with a face"

next model "waw! she's cute and sexy!!! weeee"
Being not satisfied with our game because of brown-out
and we are all men, being an dota addict, we say these word really LOUD!

"SWAP na yan!, tapos DOOM!, para ndi maka portal!"
"swap nyo na, tapos shackels ko para ala magawa"
"oh cge tapos chrono ko kau lahat, para saken ung model!"

(the fun begins here!)
the man in front turned around and he say this to us
" KAYO BA MGA TARANTATO BA KAYO!, hindi nyo ba alam
MAMA nya itong kasama ko!"
we saw that the woman is crying...
we are all shocked! we don't say or move a thing for 5 seconds!
(like we are inside the chronosphere)
and we say "pasensya na ho, ndi namen alam..."
"pasensya na ho talaga!"
after that, some of us says "pre, back muna ako"
after he says that, he look at the woman.
and 4 second after he turn his back on us...
we are all out of the school
(like we use PotM's ulti)
and escaped...

and we ride a jeep, we are all laughing and saying to each other,
"KAYO BA TARANTADO BA KAYO!"

it's been a months since that happen,
but i can remember all of it,
just like it way yesterday!


wahahahahaha

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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:05 am

@electricfun

i dont really understand some parts..but juz by reading it, it somehow managed to crack me up...haha gd one.

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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:29 am

dota addicts:

avoid trees as they may turn into treants

love naix as he can infest them and then they don't need to go to school

heartbeat slows down when they go to the cemetery

stares (and probably shakes or pulls) at a mirror every day to try to make a illusion

the first person to report a missing person in school
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:19 am


maybe you meant "the king HAS arrived"
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:50 pm

Stygian Desolator...4420 on visa

mask of madness...2000 on visa

Manta Style...5500 on visa


having your friends call you a noob for trying to stack orbs...priceless
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:53 am

when someone in the class is absent, the dota addicted will say "back up people!! someone is missing!!" and after that everyone in the class will go home...

when the dota addict is in danger (going to be killed or what ever..) he grabs a butter knife and hopes no one can see him and he can go away ASAP...

when there is a smoke... the dota addict will go far from the smoke ASAP by walking backward....... to avoid death!

the dota addict won't take a bath.. because he is curious is there a morphling in it??

when there is a storm... the dota addict just thought that zeus just did a first blood...

when the dota addict is broke.. he will go to the forest and take some branches.. and of course he will try to sell it @ 57 dollars...

the other will come soon..

enjoy
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