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Mega Kill Posts: 834 Joined: 19 Jun 2007 12774 gold

scourge vs sentinel

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:08 pm

Chapter 1 - Azgalor's punishment

*azgalor comes near the lich king*

Azgalor-Sir, the war of DatA has started. I wait for your orders.

Lich King-Yes Yes, this war will not be like the last war, now we will win strategically.

Azgalor-Last time, we lost becoz pudge asked me what happened in the war before that, but by the time i finished telling the story to pudge, he fell asleep and i did not have any1 to defend me so i lost.

*azgalor falls asleep*

LK-Hey, wake up it should not be like last time.

*azgalor wakes up*

Azgalor-Last time? What happened last time.

LK-I already told you now go and attack the sentinels with mugul khan and pudge.

Azglaor-OK

*azgalor goes to the battlefield and sees axe and pudge lying on the ground and slithice in front of the bodies*

Azgalor-OMG i never knew slithice could kill pudge and axe together at one time.

*azgalor runs away to tell the LK*

*axe and pudge wake up*

Axe-Good to know ur story was nice, though i heared only half. And now time to kill you.

*Axe jumps up the slash slithice, but before that a hook comes and kills her*

Axe-Hey she was mine

pudge-next time

*azgalor reaches LK and tells him that axe and pudge are dead*

*axe and pudge come and tell LK that they killed slithce*

LK(to azgalor)-So, you were saying

Pit Lord-No really i saw them dead.

Axe-You fool, it was our nap time and we could not sleep so we told slithice to tell us a story and we fell asleep

Pudge-and when we woke up, i got 100 gold by killing her.

LK(to axe)-Oh and i forgot, you owe me 100 buks.

Axe-Sorry, i kinda left my 100 gold at home, but i can give you a 100 bugs, they are tasty

LK-Im vegetarian.

Axe-Ohh...

LK(to azgalor)-Mr. Pit Lord now you shall face a punishment for telling me lies.

Azgalor-Noooooooooooo, Im doomed im doomed.

LK-you will have to live in the jail of punishment for 2 seconds.

Azgalor-Oh very easy...

LK-with terror face

Azgalor- Nooooooooooooooo very hard.

Chapter 2 - Free from prison

*azgalor goes to the prison of punishment and sees terror blade there*

Azgalor-So, what did you do?

Terrorblade-Stole the LK's pizza

Azgalor-You are a theif

TerrorBlade-So what did you do newcomer?

Azgalor-Told lies to the LK

Terrorblade-Ohh.. ur a liar

Azgalor-2 secs should have past by now dont you think

TBlade-nah that terror face is making it 2000000000 years and a minute

Azgalor-WTF

Azgalor-What do you do here when you get bored?

TBlade-get more bored

Azgalor-Oh

*suddenly a Stealth Assassin apears*

Azgalor-SA have you come to save us?

SA-Nah im also a prisoner bcoz i cheated in hide and seek while playing with LK

Pit Lord- How did u cheat

SA-I used my ulti, so he coulnd find me, but when he got to know that i was invisible, he told his shades to prison me.

*terror face comes with a evil laugh*

TerrorFace-The LK has ordered me to decrease the time by 2000000000 years.

TBlade-Yay only 1 minute left.

Tface-I hate seeing prisoners are free.

SA-but we are now so let us out

TFace(looking at his wrist watch)-Ok go

Azgalor-Im freeeeeee............

*azgalor, terrorblade and SA come out and see the sentinels creeps are attacking*

Azgalor-Ill kill them by rain of fire.

*the creeps die*

Azgalor-Yay i saved the day. Super Pit Lord to the rescue.

TBlade- So who are u gunna rescue?

Azgalor-No one

TBlade-By the way, SA ive never asked you how did you come into the scourge prison, you should be in the sentinel's prison.

SA-I almost forgot, im the scourge's enemy. Thx for reminding me, and now im gunna kill you.

*Tblade Metamorohs and then condure image's and attack SA and SA dies*

TBlade-Yay im on a killin spree

Azgalor-WTF. how? how did you go on a killing spree with only 1 kill?

Tblade-In my childhood i used to like killing small insects, and i killed 2 mosquitos.

Azgolor-Ohhh.....

Chapter 3 - Axe's Axe and Nevermore's Shotgun

Tblade-Im going for meditation, it helps me keep calm.

Azgalor-Good, i do meditation too

TBlade-Wanna join me in meditating?

Azgalor-Nah, ill do it aftarwards

Tblade-Ok then. Bye

*terror blade goes off*

*azgalor walks to axe and sees him talking to himself*

Axe-Why dont you answer? Stupid Axe

Azgalor-Why are you talking to urself, Mr.Nap time?

Axe-Im not talking to myself, im talking to my new axe. And my name is axe.

Azgalor-You what? How can you talk to a axe, mr, axe?

Axe-This is my new axe LK gave me, i miss my previous axe, his name was johnny and he was more cute than this axe.

Azgalor-Well both axes look the same.

Axe-You cant even make the difference between 2 axes? Sheesh, i will never be a pit lord. This axe is a copy cat and he dosnt answer.

Azgalor-Axes cant talk you know, and how can the axe copy you?

Axe's Axe-I can talk you fool.

Axe-His name is axe too, he copies me by his name. And he
can talk, you just heard it.

Azgalor-This must be a dream.

Axe-No its not. Im going to find johnny.

Axe's Axe-I dont wanna be with Axe, even a grunt is better than him.

*axe walks away*

*a voice from behind azgalor comes*

voice-The sentinel creeps are invading

*azgalor looks behind and sees nevermore there, holding a shotgun*

Azgalor-Attack!!!

*bang**bang*

*the creeps died in 2 shots of the shotgun*

*balanar comes*

Balanar-where? where are the creeps

Nevermore-they are killed.

Balanar-Damn, i was late.

Azgalor-Where did you get the shotgun?

nevermore-just go left, right, left, left, right, right, left, right, right, right, right, left and then right and you will reach the shotgun seller.

Azgalor-I forgot plz say it again.

nevermore-forget about buying 1 becoz i also forgot.

Balanar-If my calculations are correct, the shotgun seller is right where you are standing nevermore.

Nevermore-really? that means i am the shotgun seller. COOL.

Balanar-im going you wont do any good buisness.

*balanar goes away*

Azgalor-Im going to buy some other weapons.

*azgalor goes*

Nevermore-damn i always wanted to be a shotgun seller.

Chapter 4 - The Orb of Drakness

*azgalor goes to The weapon dealer*

Azgalor-Any cheap item for sale?

Weapon Dealer-I decreased the price of Claymore into 800 gold.

Azgalor-Damn, i have only 200 gold.

Weapon Dealer-You should do some more farming.

Azgalor-Nice idea, i will farm and sell my crops to earn millions of gold. Thanks for the idea.

*azgalor goes away*

Weapon Dealer(whisperes to self)-He is such a fool, doesnt he know that farming means killing creeps.

Azgalor-That Weapon Dealer is such a fool, how can i make gold by farming those stupid crops, dosnt he know that im pure non-vegetarian.

*azgalor meets axe in his way*

Azgalor-Yo, Mr. Khan. How you doing, did you find johnny?

Axe-Yes i found him, he is right here in my hands.

*Krobelus comes running and stopped in front of them*

Krobelus-LK...

Azgalor(cuts krobelus)-What? The Leviathan's Skin Kracked again?

Krobelus-No Lk stands for lich king, not leviathan kracked.

Axe-So whats with the lich king? Is someone trying to break the ice?

Krobelus-No, you fool. LK is calling you to come immediately.

*axe and azgalor go to meet the LK*

Lost Ctizen-Hello? Anyone here?

Me-What? I did not type that?

Lost Ctizen-Hello Me.

Me-Who are you? Go out of my story, and my name is not Me.

Lost Citizen-I just wanted to know where is the "Party War" thread.

Me-Oh, dont worry here is the link, http://www.dotastrategy.com/forum/ftopic5802.html

Lost Citizen-Thanks

*lost citizen goes away*

Me-Now back to the story.

Azgalor-Why did you call us LK?

LK-I wanna assign you both to do a quest. Do you accept it?

Axe-Yes we accept it sir, what is the quest?

LK-Go and fetch be the Orb of Darkness.

Azgalor-The orb of drakness?

LK-Yes, the orb of darkness. Once it used to weild great power, it could even kill the World Tree, 2000 years ago, i killed the whole sentinel army with it, even the WT. But the sentinel army got revived, bcoz another game started, but the orb did not have enough power to kill the whle army again. All its power got drained by killing the army before. Now, Roshan stole the Orb and it lies gaurded with him. You both must retreive the Orb of Darkness for me.

Azgalor-Where shall we find it?

LK-In roshans lair.

Azgalor-WTF? Roshans lair, are you mad?

Axe-We will go Sir.

Azgalor-Im not going.

LK-If you dont go then i will put you in prison, this time for 30000000000000000000000000 years.

Azgalor-Ok, im going.

*Axe and azgalor go to in there journey to fear the wrath of Roshan*

Chapter 5 - Mission Impossible

Azgalor-We are off to mission impossible

Axe-Mission Impossible?

Azgalor-Yes, mission immpossible. This mission is like...IMPOSSIBLE...So i named it mission impossible.

*on thier way, they meet rhasta*

Axe-An Enemy..

Azgalor-Im not blind, you know.

Rhasta-Yo, mon. How are you doing, mon. Axe and Azgalor, mon. I fear you, mon.

Axe-Will you quit the monning and start fighting.

Azgalor-Rain of Fire!

Axe-Culling Blade!

Axe-Damn! He is not yet dead.

Azgalor-He strong

Rhasta-Ouch, mon. That hurt, mon.

Azgalor-Just quit the monning already.

Rhasta-Ok, mon. I will quit it, mon. No more monning, mon.

Axe-You are monning at the end of each sentence, fool.

Rahsta-mon, no im not. mon, im monning at the start.

Axe-Kill him already.

Azgalor-Expulsion!

Axe-There are no corpses nearby, you idiot.

Azgalor-Ohhh.. Wait a second.

*azgalor goes and comes back in 1 second with a corpse of a mosquito, and throws the corpse nearby by rahasta*

Azgalor-Now, Expulsion!

*Rhasta dies*

Azgalor-yay, 100 gold.

Axe-Where did you get a corpse of a mosquito?

Azgalor-I went to TerrorBlade's house. He has this hobbie of killing mosquitos, so he gave me a corpse of all his mosquitos.

Axe-How many corpses do you have?

Azgalor-I had 2, and i used 1 so 1 is left.

Axe-In all his lifetime Terrorblade could only kill 2 mosquitos.

Azgalor-Yup

Axe-So slow, sheesh.

*azgalor and axe continue thier journey*

*They reach the entrance of the creep jungle*

*axe faces back and does something*

Azgalor-Hey, what are you doing?

Axe-Reading

Azgalor-A book?

Axe-No, im reading on the internet.

Azgalor-What are you reading?

Axe-A story named "scourge vs sentinel", and im currently on Chapter 5.

Azgalor-WTF, but thats the title of our story.

Axe-Yes, this guy named BloodCraft is typing whatever we are doing.

Azgalor-And from where did you get that computer.

Axe-It fits in my pocket

Azgalor-But you dont have a pocket.

Axe-Its invisible.

Azgalor-Come on, we need to get the orb, forgot?

Axe-Oh yeah.

*axe puts the computer in his pocket, and both of them enter the jungle*

Chapter 6 - Azwraith's Wrath

*the first creeps they meet were 2 kobolds*

Kobold 1-Look who has come to walk this path.

Kobold 2-We will kill them

Azgalor-Rain of Fire!

*the kobolds died*

Axe-That was easy.

Azgalor-Really easy, but Roshan will be way more hard.

Axe-Harder than toast ofcourse.

*the warriors walk further and find 1 troll axethrower*

Troll-Hi, mon. Die, mon. Bye, mon.

Axe-Another monning guy.

Azgalor-Kill him...

Axe-Ill take his ass down. Culling Blade!

*the troll axethrower died*

Azgalor-Why do you always use Culling Blade?

Axe-Its the only skill i can think of.

Unknown voice-Die fools

Unknown voice-How dare you fight against the night elves. You will never get the Orb of Darkness.

Axe-Who is this guy? how does he know we are going to find the Orb?

*suddenly a Phantom Lancer appears in front of them*

Azwraith-I am Azwraith, The Phantom Lancer.

Azgalor-How did you become invisible?

Azwraith-I used Dopplewalk

Axe-Great now we have to fight another stupid hero.

Azwraith-You dare abuse me, now you shall face my wrath.

*Azwraith charges at Axe, as he slashes his sword axe is knocked back*

Azgalor-Rain of Fire!

*azwraith dodges the rain and straight attacks the Pit Lord.

Azgalor-Yo, cant defeat me.

*azgalor knocks back azwraith with his blade*

Azwraith-Ouch, That hurt.

Azgalor-Now you shall die.

*axe gets up*

*the phantom lancer instantly strikes axe as he gets up, but axe dodges him*

Axe-Culling Blade!

Azwraith-Ouch, that hurt too.

Azgalor-We are 2 and you are only 1, there is no chance for you to win.

Azwrith-Ohh really?

*azwraith instantly creates 2 images*

Azwraith-Now we are superior. My images.....ATTACK........

*the images attack azgalor and phantom lancer attacks axe*

*Azgalor throws his mosquito corpse and casts Expulsion, and the images die*

*azwraith slashes axe so hard that he flies and bangs onto a tree*

Azwrith-You both will suffer

Azgalor-Rain of Fire!

*phantom lancer dodges the rain and attacks the pit lord, now the pit lord is knocked back into unconsiusness*

*axe gets up*

Axe-Die, Culling Blade!

*the culling blade hits azwraith and kills him*

Axe-Great i got 100 gold

*pit lord wakes up*

Azgalor-What happened, did you kill him?

Axe-Yes i did, victory is ours.

Chapter 7 - Dead End!

*the 2 heroes walked forward into the woods, until they find that roshans lair is 700 km down and they are standing on the edge of a cliff*

Azgalor-Now, how shall we get down.

Axe-I dont know. Jump?

Azgalor-Are you mad? If we jump at the height of 700 km, we will die.

*azgalor looks down and sees a pool of water*

Azgalor-Hey, down there is a swimming pool, if we jump we can land safely, plus we can play with water for free.

Axe-Hey, we have to do the quest forgot?

Azgalor-Yeah, well atleast we land safely.]

Axe-Ok, you jump and tell me if it is safe or not.

Azgalor-Fine.

*azgalor jumps and lands safely*

Azgalor-Its safe. But whats this foul smell? This is not water, it is urine. Urine of Roshan.

*axe comes down on dry land by a elevator*

Azgalor-What there was a elevator?

Axe-Yup

*azgalor comes out of the pool*

Axe-You smell

Azgalor-Yeah i know i put perfume everyday

Axe-of urine

Azgalor-What do you expect? I jump into a pool of roshan's urine and i come out smelling of perfume?

Axe-Well, yes.

Azgalor(whispering to self)-These chaos orcs really dont have a brain.

*axe and azgalor reach roshans lair and see roshan sleeping*

Azgalor-Good, roshans sleeping so we can just take the orb and run away.

Axe-You do it.

Azgalor-Ok ill do it.

*azgalor goes near the orb*

Axe-No wait. There must be some alarm lasers gaurding the orb.

Azgalor-WTF, how can that be? Roshan is not a scientist.

Axe-Roshan used to be with me in college, and he used to get A+++++++ grade in science.

*axe takes out spectacles and wears it*

Azgalor-what do those do?

Axe-they are laser scanning spectacles.

Axe-And, yes, there are alarm lasers. Do you think you can get the orb without touching any of the lasers.

Azgalor-yes, i do yoga everyday, and now ive become very very flexible.

Axe-Really? You look so fat.

Axe-Ill go and take the orb

Azgalor-No ill go.

Axe-No ill go.

Azgalor-No ill go.

Roshan(talking in his sleep)-Im gunna get you ursa warrior you cant escape me.

Axe(shouting very loud)-No, Ill gooooooooooooooooo.

*roshan wakes up*

Azgalor-Now see what you did.

Axe-Have any plans?

Azgalor-Yes

Axe-What?

Azgalor-Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*azgalor and axe start running away. Roshan chases them*

Roshan-You cant escape me.

Axe-Run faster.

Azgalor-Run more faster

*they come to a dead end*

Azgalor-Now, what do we do?

Axe-Have any plans?

Azgalor-Yes

Axe-What?

Azgalor-Die

Axe-well, i dont accept that plan.

Azgalor-Do you have any plans?

Axe-Yes

Azgalor-What?

Axe-Fight him.

Chapter 8 - Fake fairytale

Roshan-Now, you all are gunna die! What is that foul smell?

Axe-Its him *points to azgalor*

Azgalor-Its all because of your urine

Rosahn-WTF, my urine? I am made out of full rock how can i have urine?

Azgalor-well then whos was it?

Axe-Forget about the urine thing, we will fight.

*suddenly it becomes midnight and no one can see anything and a fighting noise comes**bang**boom**blast**bam**bang**boomarang**ouch**clash**clang**bang**tang**blast**boom**hey, do you have some pizzas?**boom**blam**blang**ooo, hey that hurt me**die**we won hurrah**it becomes morning suddenly and light comes, and roshan is dead, but the heroes are not a single injured*

Azgalor-We are lucky we could kill him, all because he dosnt have night vision.

Axe-C,mon we should go and take the orb

*axe and azgalor go and take the orb and go back to the scourge base, on the way to the scourge base they hear a snoring soind coming from behind*

Snoring sound-Snor snor

Azgalor-what was that?

Snoring sound-snor snor again

Azgalor-Did you hear it?

Axe-Yes

Snoring sound-snor snor the third time

*azgalor looks behind and sees a sleeping naix which was 10 times bigger than Pudge*

Azgalor-Mr. naix who is 10 times bigger than pudge, did you hear a snoring sound somewhere?

Axe-No, fool, the naix is snoring

*naix wakes up*

Naix-Oh, sorry about the snoring

Azgalor-Well, but how did you become so big?

Naix-I was tired of being so small, i wanted to be as big as pudge, so i used my ulti until i became as big as pudge but then i lost control of it and i became bigger and bigger until i became 10 times bigger than him. And as a punishment from IceFrog i have to be like this for 1 year.

Axe-So that urine was yours.

Naix-Yes, i mean No, i mean Maybe.

Azgalor-That bad frog always punishing others

Axe-What you know him?

Azgalor-Yes, he was in a fairytale, cursed by a witch, he had become a frog, and the only way to stop the curse was that he would kiss a beatiful princess, but he kissed Rylai and instead of being back to normal he became frozen, and now he works in DotA as IceFrog

*no offense to icefrog if he is reading this*

Axe-I dont beleive in fairytales

Azgalor-Neither do I

Naix-Is that story real?

Azgalor-Yes

Naix-Relly?

Azgalor-No.

*axe and azgalor go back to the scourge base and meet LK*

Chapter 9 - Hate Prison

Azgalor-Yo, lich king, we got the orb of darkness

LK-Great, now give it to me

Azgalor-Give it to him, axe

Axe-I thought you had it

Azgalor-No, i gave it to you

Axe-But i gave it to you

Azgalor-you have it

Axe-No, i dont

LK-you both stop fighting, now take a 5 seconds deep breath and tell me who has it

*axe and azgalor wait for 5 seconds*

Axe and Azgalor(pointing to each other)-He has it.

LK(getting angry)-Atleast check your pockets

*axe and azgalor check thier pockets and find nothing*

LK-How did you get pockets?

Axe and Azgalor-How did we get pockets?

LK-Leave that pocket thing, now you both will get banished

*when LK was going to banish them*

Mortred-I have it

Axe-WTF, how did you get it?

Mortred-Killed roshan and got it

Azgalor-But we killed roshan

PA-No, i did

Azgalor-No, we did

LK-Quit fighting, now give me the orb.

*mortred gives the orb to LK*

LK(to axe and azgalor)-now you both go to jail

Axe-WTF?

LK-go, and you motred will get a reward

*axe and azgalor go to prison*

Motred-So, what reward do I get?

LK-The reward is the great 'give me 500 gold or ill bash you up' reward

PA(lying)-What a great reward, i wish i could have this reward daily.

*PA gives 500 gold to LK and goes away*

LK-That fool, he think giving me 500 gold is a great reward. Maybe ill earn 500 everyday, well i dont get paid for ruling the scourge.

LK-I summon the lich

*lich appears in front of LK*

Lick-Yo, what can i do for you?

LK-take this and keep in the unsafe safe, i mean the unholy safe.

*LK gives lich the orb of darkness*

Lich-yes sir

Lich(whispering loudly to self)-yuck, this orb is gross.

LK-what did you say?

Lich-This orb is gross, no, i mean you are the boss.

LK-grrrrrrrrr............

Lich-Nice rhyme for you sir. This orb, i mean sentinel is gross and your are the boss.

LK-Go quick, otherwise....

Lich-yes, sir

*lich goes away*

---------------------------------------------------------

Meanwhile...at the prison

Azgalor-Not, again in prison

Axe-Youve been here before right?

Azgalor-Yup

Axe-So, do you know how much time LK will prison us for?

Azgalor-5 seconds.....

Axe-Really

Azgalor-yup

Axe-WTF? so less?

Azgalor-with terrorface

Axe-WTF? so much?

Azgalor-yup

*5 mins pass and axe and azgalor are very very bored*

Azgalor-We make a great team, the AAA(Axe and Azgalor)

Axe-it sounds like...AAAAAAHHHHHHH........

Azgalor-what? what happened?

Axe-nothing

Azgalor-then why did you scream?

Axe-your team sounds like that

Azgalor-Oh....

*5 mins pass*

Azgalor-Do we have chess here?

Axe-I dont think so...

Azgalor-Computer?

Axe-No

Azgalor-any other game?

Axe-do you think we can play games in a prison?

Azgalor-yes, we can because we are all ready in a game. Hahahahah.

Axe-That wasnt funny

Azgalor-Oh....

Chapter 10 - The End

Azgalor-Damn im bored, and angry at the lich king

*azgalor stamps the ground with his foot in anger, and the groun tears open*

Azgalor-What? This prison is made out of paper?

Axe-Great its our chance to escape

*axe picks up johnny and tears open the ground even more and jumps in*

Azgalor-Im commin

*azgalor jumps in too*

*both heroes fall dowm with a thud and see Diablo-The Lord of Terror, besides him they see Mephisto-The Lord of Hatred and Baal-Lord of Creativity..erm, Destruction*

Diablo-WTF? how did you come in the realm of Diablo

Axe-I guess we came from top

Mephisto-Haha..Rain of DotA heroes

Baal-They dare enter our territory

Diablo-Finish them of

*The Prime Evils kill The AAA aka axe and azgalor*

*diablo, baal and mephisto go to the realm of DotA and meet the LK*

Diablo-How dare you?

LK-How dare me what?

Diablo-How dare you tell your people to come to our Realm?

Lich King-What do you mean?

Baal-AAA came to our realm and we finished them off

LK-AAA?

Baal-Azgalor and Axe

Mephisto-You shall suffer

*The prime evils kill the wohole scourge(including LK)*

THE END
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Also known as HellCraft in Garena

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