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Mega Kill Posts: 834 Joined: 19 Jun 2007 12774 gold

Party War

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:28 pm

It was just the day before Lick King's and World tree's birthday.

At the Scourge

LK-I summon the Lord of Avernus

*abaddon apears in front of LK*

Abaddon-Why did you summon me Boss, captain, lord, leader or whatever else represents you?

LK-Call all citizens of the scourge, at once.

Abaddon-Yes Sir.

*abaddon goes off and copmes back with the whole scourge in a sec*

Abaddon-Ive come here, Mr. LK

LK(whispering to self)-How does he do that so fast?

LK(to everyone)-Tomorow is my 250846894673th birthday, so im celebrating a party tomorow.

Everyone exept abaddon-Hurrah

Abaddon-But sir, tomorow we have a war against the sentinels.

LK- Dont worry, we will have a Party War, we will defeat the sentinels by celebrating a party.

Abaddon-How will we do that Sir?

LK-We will celebrate the party in the battlefield. Now, everyone start the preparitions.

*all the scourge citizens go to do the preparations*

At the sentinel base

WT-I summon the prophet

*the prophet apears in front of him*

Furion-Why did you summon me sir, boss, captain, lord or whatever represents you?

WT-Call all the citizens of the sentinel at once.

Furion-Your wish is my command.

*furion goes and comes back with all the sentinel citizens in 1 sec*

Furion-I have Come.

WT(whispers to self)-How does he do that so fast?

WT(to everyone)-Tomorow is my 2947848874th birthday, so im going to celebrate a party tomorow.

All sentinel citizens(except furion)-Hurahh

Furion-But sir, tomorow we have a war against the scourge.

WT-Dont worry we will have a Party War, we will defeat the scourge by celebrating my birthday.

Furion-How will we do that sir?

WT-By celebrating the party in the battlefield. Now, everyone start the preparations.

*The sentinel citizens go to do the preparations*

Here is what the people were doing at the Party War

World Tree and Lich King

World Tree-You are going to die soon

LK-Ill kill you sooner

LK-I summon Pudge

WT-I summon ursa

*Pudge and Ursa appear*

LT and WT(to thier summoned minions)-My minion, pick me up and put me near to the him, then i will finiah them off.

*pudge and ursa pick up thier masters and put them next to each other*

WT-Now youre dead

LK-I dont think you can attack faster than me.

*1 hour later*

WT-Now im gunna finish you off in one blow.

LK-Just 5 more mins and you are dead.

*1 more hour passes*

WT-Youre dead soon

LK-Youre Destroyed soon

Pudge and Ursa(to thier masters)-Why so much time boss?

WT and LK(to thier minions)-Fool, I am a building, i cant attack.

TerrorBlade and Magina

There is a cake with 13 candles, each of them blew 6 candles, but they fought for the last candle. Who will blow that?

Magina-Im gunna blow that candle, Bro.

TerrorBlade-Im be must faster.

Magina-But with my blink, i will reach faster.

TerrorBlade-Before that ill blow you up.

In the meantime, Rikimaru comes, uses his ulti and blows up the last candle silently.

Magina and TerrorBlade-Hey, who blew the last candle?

Abaddon and Furion

Happily throwing birthday cakes at each other until the opponent dies.

Birthday cakes do 0.00000000000000000000000000001 damage.

I wonder when 1 guy will die?

Game Fighting

LK-Now its time to end this, we will play game fighting.

WT-Fine

LK and WT-I summon all my heroes.

*all thier heroes appear at once*

WT-The first game will be musical chairs, we both will choose a person to sing for our team, and choose 5 heroes to play for our team. We will play till all 5 heroes get out.

LK-Ok i choose Akasha to sing.

WT-I choose Slithice to sing.

LK-I choose abaddon, terrorface, terrorblade, azgalor and krobelus to play.

WT-I choose magina, norton, omniknight, davion and treant protector to play.

*WT orders wooden chairs for his people, and LK orders bonny chairs for his people*

*the game starts, and akasha screams so loud that all scourge heroes are pushed back to the chairs. The scourge looses*

The winner is Sentinels.

Scores: Sentinel-1, Scourge-0

LK-Damn it!

LK-the second game will be disco dancing.

WT-Disco dancing?

LK-Yes, 1 hero from a team will dance in the disco and the hero who does better dancing will win.

WT-OK then i choose Magina to dance.

LK-I choose axe to dance.

*axe and magina dance, but magina spins and does his balley dancing and wins*

LK-Bastard

WT-Good dancing axe.

The winner is Sentinel

Score: Sentnel-2, Scourge-0

WT-The next fight will be foot racing, 1 hero will play for the team and the hero to reach till the finish line first will win.

LK-I choose Abaddon to race.

WT-I choose Magina to race.

WT-No, thats cheating, Abaddon is on a horse. Tell him to get down the horse.

LK-He cant get down the horse, he is stuck, one day a naughty ghoul put glue on the horses back, he sat on the horse and he is stuck.

WT-then choose another hero.

LK-I choose Anub'barak for the race.

*the race starts and magina goes blinking, and wins the race*

LK-Hey, i thought it was foot racing not blink racing.

WT-It was actually foot racing with blinking, looser.

The winner is Sentinel.

Score: Sentinel-3, Scourge-0

LK-The next race will be horse racing.

WT-WTF, horse racing but i dont have any horses. Whom shall i choose?

LK-I choose abaddon

WT-I choose Chen.

LK-Chen rides a wolf.

WT-I choose Luna.

LK-Luna rides on a tiger, so you loose because you dont have any 1 to choose.

WT-Oh noo, but still we are 2 points ahead of you.

The winner is Scourge, finally.

Score: Sentinel-3, Scourge-1

WT-The next game should be self destruction.

LK-Self destruction?

WT-Yes, 1 hero will play for each team, the first hero to die by himself will win.

WT-I choose the golblin sappers.

LK-I choose Anubarak.

*LK whisperes to anubarak his plan for winning this game*

Anubarak-Ok Sir.

*the game starts, goblin sapper blasts himself, and anubarak acts like he is dying, uses his ulti and becomes invisible, then goes to the reviving place and becomes visible acting like he has revived. Anubarak won because he acted like he is dying 0.00000001 seconds before goblin sappers blasted*

LK-Yes, we won.

WT-No, we lost.

The winner is Scourge

Score: Sentinel-3, Scourge-2

WT-Next will be weight lifting, a hero from each team has to pick up something, and the one who picks up more weight wins.

LK-I choose Pudge

WT-I choose treant protector

*both pick up a 2 billion ton iron ball, then a cloud apears right above pudge and it starts raining on pudge, because of the water falling on the iron bar, it increases weight and pudge wins*

The winner is Scourge

Score: Sentinel-3, Scourge-3

WT and LK-We need a tie breaker and i know the tiebreaker. The game of DotA. The heroes must kill thier enemy team's master, the first master to be destroyed will loose.

*all heroes attack thier enemy team's masters. both masters, LK and WT die at the exact same time, so it is a draw*

The winner is Draw

Final Score: Sentinel-3, Scourge-3

Draw-Yay, i won.

Now there is no LK nor WT to announce the tiebreaker's tiebreaker. Lets see the scores again to see who is the winner.

Scores: Sentinel-3, Scourge-3, Draw-1 00

Abaddon-Hey, how did draw get 100?

Draw-He he he.

Furion-Look draw has a sketch pen in his hand

The winner is draw with 100 points

draw- Laughing

THE END
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Last edited by bloodcraft on Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:10 pm; edited 3 times in total