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kerfvalerio

First Blood Posts: 17 Joined: 18 Feb 2007 gold

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:45 pm

Moretread marries Rikkimaru

When the had s*x, mortread needed to use a gem of true sight

Made 1 child, a girl named

Moemaru

As the daughter of the 2 deadliest assassin, she got both their skills and abilities. She can dissapear whenever she wants to and can stab you in the back critically.
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Fatboy2

First Blood Posts: 8 Joined: 01 Apr 2008 gold

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:38 am

Magina married techies (gay)...
magina was very unhappy because squee and spleen kept touching themselves instead of magina and he left techies...

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pomlaos

Monster Kill Posts: 345 Joined: 27 Nov 2007 gold

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:17 am

hahaha you guys are so funny!. mine is

mogul kahn and slithice
they married when slithice found mogul hunting and she thought he was an enemy. so she uses her illusions to attack him but he countered back with counter helix which destroy her illusions making her fall in love with him.

2 childrens
1 boy and 1 girl
boy is kahnice
he got his father's body
and his mom's skill
girl is sice
name after her mother
she left the family when she saw mommy using her illusions.
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dotastudent

First Blood Posts: 8 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 gold

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:08 am

Slardar(Slithereen Guard) married slitiche(Naga siren)because they're both nagas.But in the end,they didn't have any children because slitiche was always singing and slardar goes to sleep,can't F*** her...
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one more
Enigma married morphling because they're look alike and easily fall in love
but they also don't have children cuz their body is made from water...
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Krayzee

First Blood Posts: 49 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 gold

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:51 am

Traxex married Mangix

Mangix always loved to f##k Traxex but while he is thunder slammin down her hole his so drunk that he usually misses the hole and Traxex always gets upset. Traxex then activates her marksmanship and trueshot aura and Mangix can now tunder slam her hole accurately enough until she spews some drunken haze

HAD A SON NAMED MANSEX

Primary : AGI
HP: 100
MANA : 100

He was a man, he has sex. So is he a man that has sex or a man that does mansex.

Axe and Transecksual Silencer

They do it hard they do it real. Silencer somewhat does not seem to impress Axe's big appetite. During bed moment Axe always tells SIlencer that he fails to amuse him. Everytime when Silencer lets out his Glaives of Wisdom he says what a foolish ploy. When Axe finally gives it the full throttle and sperms everywhere Silencer releases his ulti and makes the sound UGHHHHH

They had a son named the Human boy with the Hairy bear dick

Primary : Man
Hp: 9999
Mana: 8888

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cinnamon

Monster Kill Posts: 231 Joined: 12 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:09 pm

1. Bristleback and Lion:
Lion used his shield while doing doggy style on Rigwarl - to prevent her spikes from impaling him
offspring :
Baklion :
a gay hero who has the ability to use Fingers of death equipped with Viscious Nasal Goo (Kulangot sa Daliri) eew.

2. Raigor and Mirana
Raigor Enchants his HUGE totem (the flesh totem, not the wooden one) - and penetrates Mirana. That's the story why she can't walk and needs the Frostsaber to carry her.
offspring :
Gorana :
an embellishment of hatred and surprise, Raigor was surprised that Mirana has HIS HUGE ARROW. (bading si mirana)

3. Traxex and Akasha:
Traxex silences Akasha before she screams.
offspring :
Whisper with Wings . gets?

4. Jah'rakal and Rylai
They never had and offspring, Rylai was disappointed because Jah'rakal was just TOO FAST. Smile

5. Rylai and Pudge
Rylai then worked as a hooker and was hooked by Pudge. All of Pudge's flesh heap are kept on Rylai's fridge.
offspring :
Monterey Freezer :
An abomination of its own kind, uses frozen expired christmas ham as a weapon.

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pomlaos

Monster Kill Posts: 345 Joined: 27 Nov 2007 gold

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:13 am

ok this is getting sick - -
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