Dota Love Couples

Dota Love Couples

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:38 am

DotA heroes have got married. They marry each other and live with their sons and daughters. Who do you think are the couples in DotA, and what do you think are going to be the name of their son/daughter? extra story will be appreciated!

I will post first!!

Lina Inverse The Slayer married Magina The Anti-Mage

their son's name is:

Omigosh Havenomana
Primary: STR
HP: 552
Mana: 0

The first son of Magina and Lina. He is rumored to have been born with full love from his parents. He has no mana because whenever his father, Magina, touches his mother, Lina, Lina's mana drains away.

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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:07 am

Lucifer marries Rylai Crestfall

they got married after Rylai says, "oh lucifer, you're so hot that i am melting whenever i'm near you"
but years later, Rylai died because she was really melting!

They had a daughter. the name is:

Lucy "HotAndCool"
Primary: INT
HP: 427
Mana: 325

Lucy is the daughter of lucifer and rylai. she's got both their parent's skills of fire and ice, so she's got her nickname "HotAndCool" like a double-doored refridgerator.



another one,


Rhasta marries Krobelus

they got married after they were interested into each other's hairstyle. rhasta loves krobelus' long and wavy hairstyle, and krobelus loves rhasta's rasta hairstyle. They have a son:

Mac Afro
Primary: AGI
HP: 474
Mana: 206

He was always laughed at school because of his strange afro hairstyle. He said it was cool, because he was innovative and not dependant to his parents' hairstyles.



what do you think, funny?

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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:31 am

o_0 didn't expect a quick reply!

wow you're funny, man!
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:08 pm

Centaur Warchief and Enchantress married, because sadly they were the only centaurians (half human half...something) in DotA...

They had a son

Trot
Primary: Agi
HP: 300
Mana: 100

Trot was a horse and unfortunately had no magical powers whatsoever.

And they also had a daughter

Twolegs
Primary: STR
HP: 800
Mana: 200

Twolegs was human, but very very fat and very very ugly, she had a little bit of magic potential but she needed that to make herself 'lighter' so she could move.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:34 pm

lol why does enchantress choose centa? they still got magnus and pit lord from centaurian type in dota! wahaha that was great!
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:27 am

Queen of Pain and Demon Witch

They never had a child...
Lion always uses his Finger and Akasha Screams of Pain and Lion gets annoyed and leaves her.
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:19 pm

@mjs: Yeah,I wonder why don't have a child,10x!
@topic:Rylai and Sven.They got married and had a chil,which name was Bigbreast
Muscle.
lol

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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:06 pm

Squee and Spleen Married Lina Inverse

They Never had any children because Squee and Spleen never got out of Lina's womb. when they were trying to make a baby, Squee and Spleen accidentally got Eaten by Lina's...(UHH) and they never got out.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:21 am

Lina married Roshan III
They never got any baby. Roshan was too big for Lina xD.

Nortrom married Magina
No babies.Nortrom thought Magina was a girl xD.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:39 am

Azgalor gay married Magnus.

Since it was a gay relationship, the Enctantress had to step in as the surrogate mother for them. Azgalor was the father.

They had a little girl.

Helena Demonhorse

Primary: STR
Health: 650
Mana: 139

Being raised by her two brutish and gay fathers, Helena was exposed to very little learning and therefore, the Entchantress's INT contribution was wasted. Helena became one of the most powerful tanks and also the most ugly.


Krobelus Married the Nercolyte.

They had two sons

Aiden GhostWatcher

Primary: INT
Health: 350
Mana: 400

&

Jacob Ro'tumbly

Primary: STR

Health: 577
Mana: 200


Aiden was cursed throughout his life to forever be able to see the ghosts of the dead which drove him mad.


Jason was born amazingly fat was grew up to be a spoiled brat because of his mother's lack of disipline.


Finally...

Tiny married Roshina (Roshan's hot daughter from his sexual encounter a rock golem as a teenager.)


They had triplets.

Montshan

Primary: AGI

Health: 6000
Mana 2000

Montsan was an extremely hyperactive child. Combined with Roshina's mystic panooch, he was given max movement speed.


Roshellia

Primary: INT

Health: 6000
Mana: 5000

Roshellia was a born genius and, just like Montshan,
her mother's magic hoo-hoo gave her limitless knowledge.


Roshan Jr.

Primary: STR

Health 10000
Mana: 2000

Roshan Jr. was gifted by his mother's arcane gi-gi the strength to dmash mountains with little effort.



All three of then now help their grandpa kill jackass who try to attack him to get an Aegis.
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i got one

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:29 pm

this is what i got



the undying and the lina

they never got a son beacuse of 2 reasons

the undyings zombie friends always help him in doing the TASK

but then the undyings sperm is all rotten and turned into dust because linas HOLE was full of fire


another one is



magnus and cristall fall

they had 2 daughter and 1 son


MAGNACRYST

hp 500
mana 600

he was the loved chiled he was the first one they made soo all powers he enherited he is also furry bu has 3 legs to on fron one on back hase 6 tusk


bigjugginas

hp300
mana 200

she enherited her fathers 4 legs and she didnt have furry body and she has big juggs size of an pomelo


ryanas

hp200
mana 300

she was the last child born of hate and anger but she turnd out to be a good looking magnatar hybrid of human
she has a big juggs and she had 2 4 legs she had a beutifull face and she henherited the shockwave skill only


another one is

crysalix and queen of pain they had 1 boy and 1 girl they were both born in pain


cryiha

hp 400
mp 400

she was the first one to be born she was born in pain because when sand king f88ke0 her mother sand king used his tail and queen of pain screammeeed so hard because of pain
thats why she looked like a half beutiful girl and a scorpion her skin is full of poison so nobody dares to touch here

sandpain

hp 800
mp200

he was born in a way of sand king impaling his spikes on queen of pains v991nal hole and she screems loud againd but when sand king pressed the spikes harder queen of pain was stunned and so when she gaved birth to sand pain he was in a state of stroke only his 100 meters long tail can move
but he is a tank because he can stun every thing even himself if he stabbs his tail on the ground

and there you have it
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:07 am

*BUMP*

Aiustha (Enchantress) married Leshrac the Malicious (Tormented Soul)
But they never managed to have a child. Not even one. It's because Leshrac's THING always goes through Enchantress' body!!! So Enchantress said, "I thought your malicious, but your just plain tormented..." and so she left him. Hahaha.

Purist Thunderwrath (Omniknight) married Rylai Crestfall (Crystal Maiden)
They had the best s*x experiences of their lives. But they never wanted to have a baby because it was too much of a responsibility, so Omniknight used Repel on Rylai so she won't get pregnant.
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:46 am

i heard orc king and naga siren were really lovers in the story.anyways here's my love couple...
Pudge and Akasha were a couple.It was a sado-masochistic relationship.It never lasted...THE END.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:49 am

Abbadon married to Rylai then makes a baby that names lich king 2.0
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:33 pm

Whoots Mac Afro!
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