Bright Annoying Son!

Bright Annoying Son!

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:21 am

Dad: Son, could you please buy me a softdrink??
Son: Coke or Pepsi??
Dad: Coke
Son: in can or bottle??
Dad: bottle
Son: 8 ounce or 12 ounce?
Dad: 12 ounce
Son: cold or not?
Dad: cold
Son: where should I buy it, 7-Eleven or Ministop?
Dad: aaaah!! Forget it! Just get me some water!!
Son: distilled or mineral??
Dad: mineral
Son: in glass or bottle?
Dad: son of a bitch!! I'll poke you with this rod!
Son: Metal rod or Wood??
Dad: Cut it off!! You animal!
Son: Cat or Dog?
Dad: Get out of here!!
Son: right now or later?
Dad: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:17 am

That kid is weirdo. Gotta kill him soon.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:08 pm

ya, i would kill him if he did that to me

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:13 pm

I would rather kill my son(if I have) if he is like that and its funny!
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:50 am

LoL, I would tape his mouth for sure. Really son of a bitch = his wife.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:12 am

lol... i will do nuting
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:46 pm

(IF YOU ARE A FILIPINO..)

this joke reminds me of "HARI NG SABLAY".. the mars met venus in the bowling alley.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:49 pm

Haha sounds to me like that kid needs an attitude ajustment. People that purposefully try to be annoying like that are just horrible. =(

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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:19 pm

Yeah!! he's the most stupid son in the world ever!!
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:25 am

ya-ha!!
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:17 pm

this is just another versions of the old ones
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:19 pm

oaoaxooaxoa funny man i would have killed him
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:42 am

That was annoying...
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:16 pm

"..."YeAh rIgHt... wHaT a SoN"..." I hAvE ThAt KiNd oF jOkE iN mY cElFoNe..."..."
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:42 am

XD, tat was a gd laugh!

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