WIFE vs. HUSBAND

WIFE vs. HUSBAND

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:47 pm

ARGUEMENT
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."


WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:54 am

hahaha lolz funny, like that his and hers joke

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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:40 pm

lol HEBREWS!!!killer lol killer!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:07 am

I don't wanna get married..
Hebrews!!! yeah cool!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:53 pm

haha the hebrews one was the best.
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:07 pm

suks!

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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:39 pm

i still want to get married some day =p
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:33 am



u 2??
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:38 am

n1n1 the hebrews one was an oldie but anyways hehe i like couple jokes o.o!!
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:11 pm

Thinking about the marriage. Lol XD

Hebrews was ROLF...It was so funny that I almost fell the mouse.

Why do women always win? *Big questions in mind* Oh well...^^
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:31 pm

The Hebrews part was pretty funny!,GJ dude
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 8:41 am

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! very funny!!!!!!! or not because its a bit cornie for me.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:45 am

Hahahahah very funny lolz ....
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:41 am

haha good. You make the females a tadbit too intelligent though. hahaha

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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:47 am

Ahahaha... nice! i wonder if there is a parent like that..
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