TRUE excuses!!

TRUE excuses!!

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:20 am

These are excuse notes from parents (including
original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.


My son is under a doctor's care and should not

take P.E. today. Please execute him.

- haha! by Lethal injection or electric chair??


Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

- whoa! forget about absenteeism!!





Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

- huh????


Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

- Let's search for it!


John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

- could he be an alien? ?


Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

- I wonder how closed her veins are ??


Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

- acre?

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

- eyyyy.....eeeee....iiii.....owwww....yuuuu....


Please excuse Peter from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits.

- simply "LBM" idiot!!

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

- So, Irving is transexual?


I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

- GAY!!!

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

- well, obviously!! Return of the dead???


Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

- lol!! What kind of breed?? Jason is a gremlin!!


Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

- That's the modern child

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot
last night.

- She should've just wrote a novel!!

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

- Yeah!!!!WINNER!!!!!! Well said! Do you think can I also reason this out at my office??
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:00 pm

Holy shit! I just ate 2 pizzas and the pressure building inside of me hurts. LOL! Laughed so hard, fell off the chair.

Now excuse me as I have to puke now, the shaking from the laughter made me queezy.
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:47 pm

Should I post more jokes???
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:48 pm

yeah..u should
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:23 pm

Definately read it once more My stomach hurts.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:53 am

MOAR
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:23 am

LoL, lol, lOl. What those parent thought!
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:40 pm

Did I make you all laughed hard??
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:56 am

Hahahahahaha!!!
Hahahaha!!
Hahaha!!
Haha!!
Ha!!

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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:47 pm

I just rescan all over and still laughed hard.. Truly parents sometimes are funny without them knowing it
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:51 am

saw it in a book but its not funny so just post another one of these that is not in the books yet
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Really funny man keep up!
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:13 pm

stickied!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:32 am

the parents are either a)retarded b)didnt finish school c)suffereing form brain shrinkage or d)all of the above
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:24 am

LOL funny...... the last one made me laugh hard........

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