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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:44 pm

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Bill Clinton, George Bush and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great Frozen Throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more Freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill Clinton: "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses George Bush: "George Bush, what do you believe in?"
George Bush says, "I believe you're in my chair."


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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:29 am

Lol nice!
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:18 pm

gave me a chuckle.
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:55 pm

zzzzz damn george bullshit.....
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:20 am

nice one dude!

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