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blexxx

Dominating Posts: 102 Joined: 06 Oct 2007 gold

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:08 am

if someone gets a 10/10 in a quiz you shout Holy-S*** somebody kill him!
you put a tennis ball on top of a stick(wards) and put it in the girls CR
when you see someone that's weak you scream Culling Blade!!
you grab a knife and think you can blink
when you ask for allowance from your parents you ask for gold
when you break up with youu girlfriend you say alt QQ when you want to get back together you say RM
you run when you see someone thats blind you think troll is nearby.
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shaichu

First Blood Posts: 1 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 gold

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:56 am

DotaLancerBoy wrote:
When a Dota addict is tired he begs all his friends if they can go sit by a fountain.

When a Dota addict is asked why he is so stupid, he replies, "Your stupid, im an str hero!"

When a Dota addict goes to school, he wears a bracer, thinking he would have more hit points for the day.

When a Dota addict shes a hot girl with another guy, he does his best to nether swap him.

When a Dota addict is in class he wishes for the ability to ww

When a Dota addicts friend is missing, he always thinks, "An allie hero has fallen"

WAAAAAAAA

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dota_amateur

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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:01 pm

if your teacher gives 3 or more classmates a punishment you shout out KILLING SPREE
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Dota_Pro_Player

First Blood Posts: 8 Joined: 09 Apr 2008 gold

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:34 pm

Good ones =p i like it aeuheuahua

Unfortunely, my english is too bad for me post something... but ill work on something =p
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lich rules@yahoo.com

Dominating Posts: 170 Joined: 16 May 2007 gold

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:48 am

a dota addict:
beats the crap out of his enemies to lvl up

thinks hes invisible so he can go 2 the girls toilet

eats trees when hes tired

think he canncause spikes to erupt form the ground to pierce girls you know what(impale)
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altesta

First Blood Posts: 32 Joined: 21 Nov 2007 gold

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:06 pm

when a dota addict races and sees someone pass him, he immediately says hyphen ms.

when playing whack a mole, a dota addict always pretends his foam hammer is a battlefury.

when walking somewhere, a dota addict runs 1000 feet, stops for 5 seconds, then runs again, repeating until he reaches his destination.

A dota addict runs exceptionally fast when he sees a nerd in gym class.

Thats all i really want to do right now, i feel so stupid....
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daxisonlyme

First Blood Posts: 44 Joined: 01 Mar 2008 gold

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:29 am

nice jokes here....
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earth stony

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:14 pm

hey, we can use boots of elveskin and boots of speed! haha...
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ShadowJFX

First Blood Posts: 17 Joined: 30 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:30 pm

dont know if this one is gonna be good but here i go...

Dota addicts refuse to shower, when asked why they say...ROT, HURTS DONT IT!!!
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