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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:52 am

Defense of the Ancients

Yo, you ready fo' this? Oh!

Verse 1:
Defense of the Ancients
many playa'z have no patience
dota ain't fo' noda
i'm sure i saw someone playin' like buddhah'
it shoulda been fo' eul
but he got killed by a ghoul
so everyone sat on a stool
they play dota and think it was cool
but we ain't no fool
we know how to hold it
or i should just spit

Chorus:
hey b***h, we're here
oh, why'd you got hit by a spear
someone call the ambulance
dota is so balance'd

hey b***c, we're here
the place is so clear
gangstas weren't there
but hell, nobody steared

oh there goes terrorblade
but hell, he can be easily evade
omniknight, steppin' on a blight
balanar turn it to night

i killed king leoric
but he's no andy dick
TRIPLE KILL, i see blood spill
there's the thrill, so you can fill the chill!!

Verse 2:
We owned centaur warchief
hell, we didn't need to cheat
that m*****f***er tasted like beef
so, no need to go to the street
meet our boss, lich
unlike that slayer, he ain't no b***h
but he still have the horns to prove
and not even zeus can do the groove
frost nova, smells like lava
laguna blade, we got the maid
poker? got the joker
oh m****rf***er looks like a logger
seen some bugs, oh hell it's drugs
holy s**t, rylai has some nice jugs
well hell can say more to Latrell
yo, now it's time to ring the bell

Chorus

Verse 3:
Vol'jin's aged, he felt bloodrage
N'aix freaked us out with rage
my slardar reached 8 miles
at least he has styles
this is a rap, not a strap
life drain his ass for that sap
m****rf***ers here are full of crap
they can't rap, but they can fap
homies snap out
you're too stout
my b***hes keep callin me
one more kill to satisfy me
okay, we're goin' to the shop
n***ers please don't stop

Chorus (repeat once)

dota... i'm the showstoppa
hackas... bunch of suckas
dota... i'm the showstoppa
hackas... bunch of suckas

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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:57 am

Er, do you really need to use swear words...?
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:00 am

"We owned Centaur Warchiefhell, we didn't need to cheat that m*****f***er tasted like beef" LOL!!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:05 am

rylai has some nice jugs?

lol...?
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:50 am

too many swear words man...other than that, its quite nice.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:37 am

What are ya' ultimate, a rapper? Like c'mon man, hehe..
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:37 am

yeah many swear words... cant understand...
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:46 am

*sigh* those raps like that are what got me and corrupt_yeti banned from the site for 3 days and the spam thread got closed because of a "rap battle" that yeti and lone_destroyer had....Even though i was not really involved I still got banned....
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:11 am

@ jake -> off-topicness

i told you!!!! did i miss the fight of lone destroyer and corrupt yeti?
well, i will tell you that your friend started all of that,, calling you noob and everything and for fighting lone destroyer...

well.. nice rap there theUltimateOne... if it is a rap..
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:40 pm

...O_O
wow...just-... wow.
Someone was watching 8 mile before they ran a dota....
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:31 pm

Believe me. That rap is 'da bomb, heheh. I'm faithful to this site that's why I don't get banned easily. I've been here as member #28, heheh..

But _noob28_, trust me. Ultimate doesn't diss anyone. And if he does...
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