New boots

New boots

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:14 pm

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?"

"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants."

"What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, "Bessie, do you notice anything different?"

"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow."

Angrily, Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!"

Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:22 pm

Hehe! Bessie still has her sex drive hehe!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:40 pm

green joke you have a sadistic mind
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:00 am

Hmmm.. nice joke... Vwhahahha
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:48 am

wahahahahah realy funny.!

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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:34 pm

very good joke
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:37 am

Nice one!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:20 pm

Nice one. Unholy's got some good jokes. Bessie
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