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gameshark17

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Steve-O's story

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:50 pm

We all know about Steve-O's famous strat guides. With his Witch Doctor and such. (If not, check the Home page.) Well, I thought, I make a funny, and a 100% joke and humorous story about him Smile

Here goes.

Sir Steve-O, born in 3000 BC, had a knack for Dota ever since he was born. He attended the University of DOTA, founded by the Faceless Void, when he accidentedly transported himself 5000 years into the past when all he wanted to do was avoid being slamed by Barathrum's giant lantern. Steve-O graduated with full honors and majored in Pwning and minored in Farming and Annoying the Hell Out of Intelligence Heroes. Unfortunately, he met his untimely demise when he attempted to create a flaming Reaper's Scythe with a stick of wood and a unicorn head. However, in the year 2000, he was resurrected by Necro'lic and Dazzle the Shadow Priest, who had too much time on their hands. And as soon as he was ressurected, he immediately used a Boots of Travel to teleport himself to the nearest Wi-fi hotspot. And as soon as he got over the marvels of the new world, particularily the digital watches, he witnessed the fat and lazy people of the 21st Century getting owned on Dota. So he began his strats, which quickly rose to number one.

I hope you enjoyed that. And Steve-O, please don't take this too seriously. I just though it might be funny to make up a silly story with Dota Heroes in it. Smile

And the only person who seemed good enough at Dota was you. Sorry.

Please comment on what you think. Opinions (not flames) are appreciated.
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_noob28_

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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:33 am

Hehehe??
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dARk_StAr_27

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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:24 pm

lol i think >_<
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mikorkeza

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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:25 pm

I didn't even grin.....
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arcthas

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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:13 pm

Yaaahhahaha.. Its a nice story on steve-o.. Very Happy

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flamedevilpj

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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:06 pm

lol wat a nice story *goes bak making dream item*
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godsmack01

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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:14 pm

thanks for the effort...

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flameseeker

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:38 pm

ya good story but not humorous , atleast i didnt feel so.
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