Three Ladies and a Tequilla

Three Ladies and a Tequilla

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:05 am

There were 3 women sitting at a table arguing who was the most drunk last night.

The First woman said:

"I'm the most drunk. When I got home I threw up. And then I blew Chunks".

The Second Woman said:

"No I'm the most drunk! I was drunk driving and purposely crashed and wrapped a tree with my car. I don't even have insurance!"

The Third Woman said:

"No I'm the most drunk! I was driving drunk and then I crashed into my house. Then the car ignited and burned the whole house down! I'm the most drunk!"

Which among these three girls was really the most drunk?
















































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The First Woman:

"You don't understand, Chunks is my dog"
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:11 am

*cough, cough*

I my understanding is correct..

This joke is sick.

O_O
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:09 am

Cool~she blew her dog man thats somethin i didnt see everyday hahahha!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:56 pm

sick joke
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:01 pm

Hmm i thought chunks would be a cat. Anyho i fink its the 2nd woman. Reason being she was sober enough to calculate that she had no insurance and what more she did it 'purposely' showing she was in full control of the car. Also of ppl dont think before they act, this woman did and fully understood the consequences. Oh shit you said who was the most drunk right? =.=

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